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Re: Be careful !
[Re: redgineer]
#3871289
03/02/23 07:29 PM
03/02/23 07:29 PM
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Joined: Jul 2019
Posts: 1,912 Madison
redgineer
8 point
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8 point
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Posts: 1,912
Madison
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Whoa, calm down buddy. Nobody here is questioning you dickslaying prowess.
I've been fortunate enough to never encounter him, but I've heard stories growing up in Madison County. The stories are confusing, and downright incoherent at times, but there are consistencies with every account. They always have sweaty balls, and the attack always comes from down wind. I've never been able comprehend exactly what happens, all I know is the victim is left with the crotch of their pants missing, and every drop of semen is drained from their body. These men are never same afterwards, they are no longer satisfied with their wives, and spend all of their time looking for dickslayer, but he never slays the same dick twice.
Be very careful in the woods of Madison County. Turkey season is when a lot of the attacks happen. The spring heat can lead to sweaty balls, and turkey hunters aren't paying attention to the wind. I ALWAYS wear a jock strap full of foot powder when in Madison County to keep my balls from getting sweaty. It's kept me safe so far, but I should probably move before my luck runs out.
Ha! your jockstrap full of foot powder will not protect you. I can smell a single drop of ball sweat from 10 miles away, 15 miles if it's in the water. Duck hunters are my favorite victims, chest waders marinade a pair of balls to perfection. I am dickslayer! That's messed up, someone could drown or freeze from having the crotch of their waders ripped out. I've know a few people who grew up without a father because of you. Their dad became obsessed with getting their dick slain again, and never came back home. Why do you keep doing this? All of Aldeer knows you are the Michael Jordan of cock handling, there is nothing left to prove. I will never stop slaying dicks! I lost my dick in an accident as a child, and this is my revenge on the world. There isn't a dick that's safe in all of Madison County. Be afraid, be very afraid! It's not just humans, I also slay animal dicks. Won't be long before I turn every buck in the county gay, then I'm going after the turkeys. It worked on the eastern diamondbacks, when was the last time you saw one? I am dickslayer! We know you're dickslayer, you don't have to say it every time. I'm pretty sure you can get a prosthetic dick now, or maybe one from a donor. Would that make you feel better? I would happily pay for the procedure to save the deer herd in Madison County.
Last edited by redgineer; 03/02/23 07:30 PM.
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: duxlayer]
#3871295
03/02/23 07:43 PM
03/02/23 07:43 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,501 Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,501
Ourtown, AL
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Who let the 12yr old out of the basement? I have no desire to read about d*cks or c*cks on a hunting forum. You really are wired different.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: duxlayer]
#3871303
03/02/23 07:55 PM
03/02/23 07:55 PM
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Joined: Jun 2020
Posts: 11,154 Earth
TDog93
Booner
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Booner
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Posts: 11,154
Earth
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Yea - lost me quick
What BCLC said
I am a Beaver lover 😀
Hunt the wind - leave it better than you found it - love your neighbor as you love your self We need prayer for our country now more than ever
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: duxlayer]
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03/02/23 08:03 PM
03/02/23 08:03 PM
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Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,595 Coosa County, AL
Coosa1
SOA Professional
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SOA Professional
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,595
Coosa County, AL
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I struck a nerve I guess with my big rattle snake story . Then it evolved into some unresolved trauma I guess .
I thought maybe he was one of the guys who swears he’s seen a black panther and is mad because you’re joking about it
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: Coosa1]
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03/02/23 08:13 PM
03/02/23 08:13 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 3,602 Jackson County
CD
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 3,602
Jackson County
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I struck a nerve I guess with my big rattle snake story . Then it evolved into some unresolved trauma I guess .
I thought maybe he was one of the guys who swears he’s seen a black panther and is mad because you’re joking about it Kinda, but it was an Eastern Diamondback. Or a bunch of em. In Madison County. 🫣
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: Coosa1]
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03/02/23 08:17 PM
03/02/23 08:17 PM
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Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 1,426 NE AL
duxlayer
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8 point
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OP
8 point
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 1,426
NE AL
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I struck a nerve I guess with my big rattle snake story . Then it evolved into some unresolved trauma I guess .
I thought maybe he was one of the guys who swears he’s seen a black panther and is mad because you’re joking about it 😂 may be that too . I was just giving a gobble report with a few Mythical creatures and world records mixed in . I thought every turkey hunter stretched the truth a bit .
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Re: Be careful !
[Re: duxlayer]
#3873463
03/06/23 11:01 AM
03/06/23 11:01 AM
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Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 8,137 Alabama
Shaneomac2
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 8,137
Alabama
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ESCALATED rather oddly to say the least..
Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
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