I build and sell hydraulic hoses so I keep a 2 foot piece of 2 wire, 3/8 hose in my Suburban. It’s my “salesman sample”. You know, because I sell the stuff. On this particular piece I inserted the end of it into a 6” piece of 3/4, 2 wire and crimped them together using a stainless ferrule. It’s amazing. If you’ve ever messed with hydraulic hoses, you understand.

Depends,Is the other guy name Willie Mcoy? Goes by Slim?

After being painfully reminded this morning, I would like to have a button off the top of a baseball cap. It will dang near incapacitate a person if you can hit it right on top of their head.

Some of the worst pain in my life was a saw briar to the nose back when We ran dogs and I was the driver…
Make your eyes water 😜

Take a ball cap with the plastic adjustment strap in the back, hook that strap under the nose and pull the hat up onto the forehead. You can bring the baddest man to the ground with that.

They should always remember, a young man will hurt you but an old man will kill you. I'm at the old man stage too. You want to fight me just know I'm not fighting fair.

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Use to fight in high school occasionally - try to avoid as much as possible now. Fight at our age and u May hav one go to the hospital - try to walk away - not worth it

But if I had to fight - want to make sure I win

I don't know how true it is, but my FIL says he whooped a dude with an antenna in his youth. He was a regular in the weekend bar parking lot brawl. He'd get jacked up on malt liquor and Ric Flair. Anyways, he said he just remembered landing up against the car and the antenna popped off in his hands. Said he tried to hammerfist him in the eye with the big end and when his opponent turned around clutching his face, then, and I quote " everytime I whooped him in the back with that radio air-ruh, blood come out" Said it took all the fight out of ol boy and had him howling. I bet its mostly true. However, I suspect he grabbed the antenna before the fight even started.

It was an accident by my cousin (or he said it was). We were in close quarters hitting basket balls with our baseball bats. Took it straight to the forehead and all I remember is seeing stars. Just being dumb kids. I keep my distance now from anyone one holding a bat.

I could'a used that truck antenna Sat morning....had some inbred dirtneck woman in Brookwood threaten to whoop my ass at a youth football game. I'm pretty sure she meant it too. She looked like an extra from the "Wild & Wonderful Whites of West Virginia"

I Always carry but I also train for this regularly.

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fer wut? The Aldeer special Olympics fencing competition?

Don’t hate 😂😂

That's right. I ain't much if a fighter but ANY part of them body is fair game when you're an old fart like me. Not getting into a fist fight, we're gonna brawl if that's what you want to do.