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Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764600
10/13/22 07:02 PM
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It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764640
10/13/22 07:36 PM
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A 3.5ft piece of cane pole about an inch and a quarter or so in diameter at the base with about a foot or so of the tip filled with molten lead is a bad mofo too.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: BCLC] #3764649
10/13/22 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣


rofl


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Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: BCLC] #3764655
10/13/22 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣


rofl


Let them walk ...and grow them big
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764657
10/13/22 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣





We dont rent pigs
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: just_an_illusion] #3764659
10/13/22 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by just_an_illusion
A 3.5ft piece of cane pole about an inch and a quarter or so in diameter at the base with about a foot or so of the tip filled with molten lead is a bad mofo too.

A 3.5 ft piece of cane pole is a deadly weapon without the lead. Especially when my granny would call me by my middle name and chase me with it. She could swing that thing 40 times in a second. I don’t ever remember not having stripes on my hands arms, legs and neck. Lol


Let them walk ...and grow them big
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764665
10/13/22 08:08 PM
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I was in a pretty bad confrontation Sunday and the bat or antenna was not my weapon of choice. The warning shot got the crackhead's attention. Give me lead over either option listed and let me be tried by 12.

Nuff Said.
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I can't stand a thief.
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: Teacher One] #3764669
10/13/22 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Teacher One
I was in a pretty bad confrontation Sunday and the bat or antenna was not my weapon of choice. The warning shot got the crackhead's attention. Give me lead over either option listed and let me be tried by 12.

Nuff Said.
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We’re having fun here, this isn’t a 6.5 creedmore pistol toting KHASB slinging contest.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764679
10/13/22 08:19 PM
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Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764682
10/13/22 08:23 PM
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I’ll still take a piece of 4/0 wire about 18” long. Best of both worlds. Fast and could break bones.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764693
10/13/22 08:34 PM
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If I got in a fight I could have a bat, antennae, wire and cane and would still get my butt kicked.Way to old and broke down for that stuff.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: BCLC] #3764697
10/13/22 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣



Buncha damn antenna ninji's up in here.


"You think I care? Roll Damn Tide"

Have you tried Google?
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764700
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Better get a piece of hot wheel track if you don't know karate

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764711
10/13/22 08:58 PM
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Tried to whip a guys ass with my XM antenna once. Got the $hit kicked out of me!


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: CNC] #3764754
10/13/22 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by CNC
Originally Posted by redgineer
I think an Aldeer brawl is in order, bats vs antennas. I have a feeling team antenna will get all get sick at the last moment lol.



All I know is…… you better make that first swing count with your bat…….I still think I can have that antenna touching the side of somebody’s neck or face long before that bat it even makes it half way around…..You better not have a big looping swing with it or you aint even gonna see the antenna coming the speed of it will be so fast. You might just hear it cutting wind is all... grin

I'm not swinging for the fences, this aint baseball. It would be a jab to the ribs, or a quick swing at the legs to start. The antenna would probably mess me up good, but that swelling wont set in until tomorrow. Your broken ribs and/or legs will take effect immediately.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: BCLC] #3764762
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Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣


I'm the most baddest badass there's ever been. I've seen countless baseball bat vs truck antenna fights, it happened every weekend where I grew up. The guys with antennas always lost.

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: redgineer] #3764769
10/13/22 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted by redgineer
Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses around here 🤣🤣🤣


I'm the most baddest badass there's ever been. I've seen countless baseball bat vs truck antenna fights, it happened every weekend where I grew up. The guys with antennas always lost.


You must not have grown up in mountain Brook, those fellas that took fencing lessons are hell with an antenna

Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764787
10/13/22 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by whack-n-stack


You must not have grown up in mountain Brook, those fellas that took fencing lessons are hell with an antenna

lol


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764809
10/13/22 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by whack-n-stack
Originally Posted by redgineer
Originally Posted by BCLC
It’s comforting to know we have so many self-appointed badasses ar, ound here 🤣🤣🤣


I'm the most baddest badass there's ever been. I've seen countless baseball bat vs truck antenna fights, it happened every weekend where I grew up. The guys with antennas always lost.


You must not have grown up in mountain Brook, those fellas that took fencing lessons are hell with an antenna

I didn't, but one night they showed up in my hood. They jumped out with antennas and started prancing around like fags. We picked up our bats and rushed them. They were trained not to go for the face, which was the only advantage they had. One of them even cried for the ref after loosing both knees lol.

We all had a few welts the next day, but nothing serious.

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Re: If you got in a full blown fight [Re: whack-n-stack] #3764902
10/14/22 08:25 AM
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if it was just a crackhead, I'd pretend the antenna was an indian arrow I found and act like I was digging for points. For a scitzo, I'd stick base of antenna to ear and pretend to call the mother ship. For skiitzo crackhead, IDK, but its probably some of my inlaws. So they'd already know if catch them around my cadillidic converter or romex, they gonna feel like they got whooped with a bat AND antenna.


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