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You won't believe this chit! #3727484
08/15/22 05:04 PM
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I turned 60 back in March so that means my good ole doctor tells me I am due another colonoscopy. I get the letter in the mail with the dates time and all of the instructions. Today was the lucky day. So, I start taking laxatives this morning...and yes they work. I start drinking this god awful mixture.....and it really works. The doctors office is supposed to call with the time for the procedure early afternoon today. They never call so the letter said call them if no-one calls me. I call and guess what? The lady that completed my instructions made a mistake on the dates. My appointment is Friday. SO, I get to do all the fun stuff again Thursday!

I am not real happy about it but it could be worse. The doctor could have made a mistake and did a leg extending surgery like the one Shaw got.


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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727486
08/15/22 05:09 PM
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behind my Dillon
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You have my sympathy. The leg extension surgery was partially funded by my purchases of Keebler products.


Skinny is my EX.Alcohol was involved.
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727501
08/15/22 05:39 PM
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At least your colon with be cleansed 😁


When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727502
08/15/22 05:41 PM
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That’s a bunch of doo doo 🤣

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727506
08/15/22 05:46 PM
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Your so full of chit, you needed it. 😆


"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call

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Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727510
08/15/22 05:48 PM
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Sounds like you got no chit to give about it…


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727511
08/15/22 05:49 PM
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I guess it’d be kind of weird if you went in there demanding one without an appointment lol

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: Shaw] #3727514
08/15/22 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaw
Your so full of chit, you needed it. 😆

😂


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Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727532
08/15/22 06:16 PM
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What a crock of chit.

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727538
08/15/22 06:22 PM
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You may be mad but that’s one dr you don’t want to piss off

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727579
08/15/22 07:17 PM
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lol

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727584
08/15/22 07:19 PM
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Better hope ur septic is not backed up when u drink that stuff


Brushwacker
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727594
08/15/22 07:27 PM
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I thought they’d come out with a replacement for having to drink a gallon of that musty stuff and instead you just do a series of pills and drink a shucks load of water?

Surely in 2022, we have the scientific means to not have to drink a gallon of putrid liquid to clean someone out…


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727596
08/15/22 07:27 PM
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Id show my a$$ before the colonoscopy for that mistake


Two roads diverged in the woods and I took the one with deep ruts,hills and mud.It may be bumpy but WHAT A RIDE!
Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727630
08/15/22 07:54 PM
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Marion, Fayette, Lamar, piddli...
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Elk Hunter and his colonoscopies…y’all know he changed doctors after the last incident?

Well the doctor said “Barry just relax, it’s perfectly normal for a man to get an erection during this procedure.”

Barry said “I don’t have an erection.”

The doctor said “well I do!”

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727636
08/15/22 07:59 PM
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^^^^ lol^^^^


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Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: GomerPyle] #3727637
08/15/22 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by GomerPyle

I thought they’d come out with a replacement for having to drink a gallon of that musty stuff and instead you just do a series of pills and drink a shucks load of water?

Surely in 2022, we have the scientific means to not have to drink a gallon of putrid liquid to clean someone out…

They do, 2 different small bottles. One the night before and one the next morning. Along with a bunch of water. Wife just had one last month.

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727640
08/15/22 08:01 PM
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I've got one word for Y'all. Cologuard.

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727649
08/15/22 08:09 PM
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Have you asked God what you did to deserve it? grin

Re: You won't believe this chit! [Re: ElkHunter] #3727683
08/15/22 08:42 PM
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That'd suck... Lol

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