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Working On Some Pickup Lines #3451154
07/28/21 02:19 PM
07/28/21 02:19 PM
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AC870 Offline OP
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I was at the chick fil a and drew some inspiration. See what y’all think:

“Girl, you got a round ass. And I love round asses.”

“I don’t know how you got those fat thighs in those little shorts but I’d like to find out.”

Do these lines give me a chance or do I get my chubby jaws slapped?


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451156
07/28/21 02:23 PM
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Only one way to find out.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451183
07/28/21 02:47 PM
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Get slapped or they will like it so you got a 50 / 50 shot i would say

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451184
07/28/21 02:48 PM
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Give it a whirl


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451185
07/28/21 02:49 PM
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You got to go to Popeyes for those lines to work. Chick fil A is too classy


Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451195
07/28/21 03:12 PM
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I did not need the visual image on your second line...........

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451197
07/28/21 03:14 PM
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I’d definitely say it give you a chance at getting your jaws slapped


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The older I get the better I used to be
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451201
07/28/21 03:17 PM
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You have 0% chance.


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: jmudler] #3451208
07/28/21 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jmudler
You got to go to Popeyes for those lines to work. Chick fil A is too classy


He'll get his eye popped at Popeye's for saying that. Different clientele

Last edited by abolt300; 07/28/21 03:24 PM.
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451214
07/28/21 03:32 PM
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I don’t know what the girls would say but your wife would choke slam you.


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451216
07/28/21 03:33 PM
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Never get nothing you don’t ask for unless you got so much money you ain’t gotta ask for it no more.


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451225
07/28/21 03:43 PM
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You better have your viagra close by...

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: FurFlyin] #3451231
07/28/21 03:48 PM
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AC870 Offline OP
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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
I don’t know what the girls would say but your wife would choke slam you.

Next question was how the wife would react. Lol.
Went by DHR after chick-fil-a.
Inspired another line:

“Do you have some type of disability or are you just wiggling your ass like that to tear me up?”


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451239
07/28/21 03:59 PM
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Had a buddy that use to ask every girl he saw if they would like to F#@k. He said " If 1 out of 100 says yes then it is worth it" .

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451241
07/28/21 04:01 PM
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Depends on what you are driving.


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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451255
07/28/21 04:16 PM
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What Fur said : he beat me to it . Wife would definitely not be happy.

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451257
07/28/21 04:19 PM
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I had a cousin that was exceptionally bold, but then again it worked for him occasionally. He was also the type that would hang out till closing time at the bars.


"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451264
07/28/21 04:28 PM
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Tell em you want to treat them like your little toe and bang them on all the furniture!!!!

Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451265
07/28/21 04:30 PM
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Sounds legit! Go for it AC, what’s the worst that could happen? popcorn


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On a good day there's a bunch of assholes in here. On a bad day there's too many assholes in here.
Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines [Re: AC870] #3451282
07/28/21 04:56 PM
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That ass must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that…


We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

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