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Working On Some Pickup Lines
#3451154
07/28/21 02:19 PM
07/28/21 02:19 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495 Guntersville
AC870
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Old Mossy Horns
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I was at the chick fil a and drew some inspiration. See what y’all think:
“Girl, you got a round ass. And I love round asses.”
“I don’t know how you got those fat thighs in those little shorts but I’d like to find out.”
Do these lines give me a chance or do I get my chubby jaws slapped?
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451185
07/28/21 02:49 PM
07/28/21 02:49 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 21,445 HSV AL
jmudler
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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You got to go to Popeyes for those lines to work. Chick fil A is too classy
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451197
07/28/21 03:14 PM
07/28/21 03:14 PM
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Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 10,409 northport
deadeye48
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Booner
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I’d definitely say it give you a chance at getting your jaws slapped
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself The older I get the better I used to be
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: jmudler]
#3451208
07/28/21 03:23 PM
07/28/21 03:23 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
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abolt300
Booner
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Booner
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You got to go to Popeyes for those lines to work. Chick fil A is too classy He'll get his eye popped at Popeye's for saying that. Different clientele
Last edited by abolt300; 07/28/21 03:24 PM.
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451214
07/28/21 03:32 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449 Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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I don’t know what the girls would say but your wife would choke slam you.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451216
07/28/21 03:33 PM
07/28/21 03:33 PM
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Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 6,898 Shelby Co, AL
CatHeadBiscuit
14 point
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Never get nothing you don’t ask for unless you got so much money you ain’t gotta ask for it no more.
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: FurFlyin]
#3451231
07/28/21 03:48 PM
07/28/21 03:48 PM
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AC870
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Old Mossy Horns
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I don’t know what the girls would say but your wife would choke slam you. Next question was how the wife would react. Lol. Went by DHR after chick-fil-a. Inspired another line: “Do you have some type of disability or are you just wiggling your ass like that to tear me up?”
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
#3451257
07/28/21 04:19 PM
07/28/21 04:19 PM
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Posts: 7,754 Montgomery, AL
Hunting-231
14 point
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14 point
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I had a cousin that was exceptionally bold, but then again it worked for him occasionally. He was also the type that would hang out till closing time at the bars.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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Re: Working On Some Pickup Lines
[Re: AC870]
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07/28/21 04:56 PM
07/28/21 04:56 PM
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Posts: 15,359 Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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That ass must be jelly ‘cause jam don’t shake like that…
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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