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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: crenshawco]
#3417863
06/02/21 02:15 PM
06/02/21 02:15 PM
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Central Alabama
QDMAV8R
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Central Alabama
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I think I saw the same crazy Crackhead on the southern bypass at the 65 off ramp a couple of weeks ago. If the light had not turned when it did I might have been drawing mine. He was making his way toward me yelling. I mean bat$hit crazy yelling and jumping around while talking to himself.
"Never met a deer that I didn't like" - QDMAV8R
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: crenshawco]
#3417874
06/02/21 02:23 PM
06/02/21 02:23 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
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UR 6
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Crazy world. When my daughter was young I was leaving Publix and accidentally cut in front of some dude in a truck. Had some hag with him. No shirt. He jumped out raising hell. He threatening me and cussing. All the time walking towards my door. Old lady in front of me was watching in her mirror. I had my .40 in my hand just under my open window. Just before I was about to shoot the bastard the old lady pulled out and so did I. Left standing about 30 feet from his truck still cussing. Scared my daughter
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: crenshawco]
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06/02/21 02:50 PM
06/02/21 02:50 PM
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Joined: Oct 2013
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Semmes, AL
HippieKiller
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10 point
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Semmes, AL
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Glad it ended well.
I had a similar situation a few years back. I had my daughters in my Jeep, top & doors off, sitting at a red light waiting to turn left. Got my eye on a crackhead that is pacing around and hollering to my left. He walks across the street I am preparing to turn on, and when I got the green arrow, he came walking back into the street in front of my Jeep trying to block me yelling something. I drew on him and decided one of 3 things was about to happen:
1) he was going to block my way & get ran over
2) he was going to make a move at me or the kids (he's approaching from passenger side) and get shot
3) he was gonna get smart and get real still until I got by.
Thank God he chose #3 and I was able to swerve around him and proceed on.
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: metalmuncher]
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06/02/21 03:07 PM
06/02/21 03:07 PM
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Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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About 15 years ago I was leaving Six Flags with my family and as I was crossing I20 to get on the westbound ramp there was a large Male Democrat standing in the middle of the overpass in my lane waving me down. At first I thought there must be a wreck or some kind of medical emergency but a flag went up in the back of my mind, so I reached into the console and grabbed my 1911 and laid it in my lap. As I pulled up to a stop he was at my window so I told him to back up a few steps. He saw the pistol laying in my lap with my hand on it. He backed up several steps and stopped then asked me if I could spare some cash. I told him no but I did have something for him as I reached across with my left hand. He hollered oh my God and took off running as fast as he could. I was just going to hand him a coke and a couple of bags of cookies. Oh well, try to help someone... He thought you were going to hand him that 1911 and ask him to clear the jam...that's why he ran. 
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: GomerPyle]
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06/02/21 03:27 PM
06/02/21 03:27 PM
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Pisgah,Al,Jackson
coachg34
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About 15 years ago I was leaving Six Flags with my family and as I was crossing I20 to get on the westbound ramp there was a large Male Democrat standing in the middle of the overpass in my lane waving me down. At first I thought there must be a wreck or some kind of medical emergency but a flag went up in the back of my mind, so I reached into the console and grabbed my 1911 and laid it in my lap. As I pulled up to a stop he was at my window so I told him to back up a few steps. He saw the pistol laying in my lap with my hand on it. He backed up several steps and stopped then asked me if I could spare some cash. I told him no but I did have something for him as I reached across with my left hand. He hollered oh my God and took off running as fast as he could. I was just going to hand him a coke and a couple of bags of cookies. Oh well, try to help someone... He thought you were going to hand him that 1911 and ask him to clear the jam...that's why he ran. 😂😂
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: GomerPyle]
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06/02/21 03:35 PM
06/02/21 03:35 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,362
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
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Ourtown, AL
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About 15 years ago I was leaving Six Flags with my family and as I was crossing I20 to get on the westbound ramp there was a large Male Democrat standing in the middle of the overpass in my lane waving me down. At first I thought there must be a wreck or some kind of medical emergency but a flag went up in the back of my mind, so I reached into the console and grabbed my 1911 and laid it in my lap. As I pulled up to a stop he was at my window so I told him to back up a few steps. He saw the pistol laying in my lap with my hand on it. He backed up several steps and stopped then asked me if I could spare some cash. I told him no but I did have something for him as I reached across with my left hand. He hollered oh my God and took off running as fast as he could. I was just going to hand him a coke and a couple of bags of cookies. Oh well, try to help someone... He thought you were going to hand him that 1911 and ask him to clear the jam...that's why he ran. Don’t you have a kayak to go flip? 😃
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: BCLC]
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06/02/21 03:43 PM
06/02/21 03:43 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,095
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,095
Northport, AL
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About 15 years ago I was leaving Six Flags with my family and as I was crossing I20 to get on the westbound ramp there was a large Male Democrat standing in the middle of the overpass in my lane waving me down. At first I thought there must be a wreck or some kind of medical emergency but a flag went up in the back of my mind, so I reached into the console and grabbed my 1911 and laid it in my lap. As I pulled up to a stop he was at my window so I told him to back up a few steps. He saw the pistol laying in my lap with my hand on it. He backed up several steps and stopped then asked me if I could spare some cash. I told him no but I did have something for him as I reached across with my left hand. He hollered oh my God and took off running as fast as he could. I was just going to hand him a coke and a couple of bags of cookies. Oh well, try to help someone... He thought you were going to hand him that 1911 and ask him to clear the jam...that's why he ran. Don’t you have a kayak to go flip? 😃 It's still in the back of my truck, stuck somewhere in the National Forest...
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Had to pull my gun
[Re: GomerPyle]
#3417940
06/02/21 03:54 PM
06/02/21 03:54 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,362
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,362
Ourtown, AL
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About 15 years ago I was leaving Six Flags with my family and as I was crossing I20 to get on the westbound ramp there was a large Male Democrat standing in the middle of the overpass in my lane waving me down. At first I thought there must be a wreck or some kind of medical emergency but a flag went up in the back of my mind, so I reached into the console and grabbed my 1911 and laid it in my lap. As I pulled up to a stop he was at my window so I told him to back up a few steps. He saw the pistol laying in my lap with my hand on it. He backed up several steps and stopped then asked me if I could spare some cash. I told him no but I did have something for him as I reached across with my left hand. He hollered oh my God and took off running as fast as he could. I was just going to hand him a coke and a couple of bags of cookies. Oh well, try to help someone... He thought you were going to hand him that 1911 and ask him to clear the jam...that's why he ran. Don’t you have a kayak to go flip? 😃 It's still in the back of my truck, stuck somewhere in the National Forest... Well played gomer!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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