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Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: roadkill] #3271203
11/20/20 10:29 PM
11/20/20 10:29 PM
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You're right! My wife always tells me that I have no ass left.


"America First! Nothing Else Matters"
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271216
11/20/20 10:42 PM
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Guntersville
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Old Mossy Horns
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Y’all start wearing some dang underwear and it’ll hold em up.
Ya filthy animals.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271221
11/20/20 10:45 PM
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Old Florida
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Booner
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Old Florida
Underwear needs strength


Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271223
11/20/20 10:52 PM
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LASW
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Some toilet design has the water level WAY too high, just saying........

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271238
11/20/20 11:07 PM
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Oxford, Al.
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Oxford, Al.
Some days it just does not pay to login to Aldeer. We have some folks that need to be drug tested. Lol


Jerry W. Jackson
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271241
11/20/20 11:15 PM
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mid ala
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Mike obama never hs this problem

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271296
11/21/20 06:41 AM
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Arab
Duluth bare-naked underwear. If you ever try them, you never go back.


"The Confederate army was not whipped; it simply wore itself out whipping the Yankees."
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271301
11/21/20 06:56 AM
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UR 6
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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UR 6
Have had that problem awhile now


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271321
11/21/20 07:28 AM
11/21/20 07:28 AM
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Andalusia
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✂️✂️


3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: oldknight] #3271331
11/21/20 07:57 AM
11/21/20 07:57 AM
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Clanton, AL
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Originally Posted by oldknight
Duluth bare-naked underwear. If you ever try them, you never go back.

I think it's buck naked.
The bare naked is a brand of women's underdrawers.
But don't rule those out, granny panties are far more comfortable than tightey whiteys.


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Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Jotjackson] #3271378
11/21/20 08:38 AM
11/21/20 08:38 AM
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just south of the Tennesse riv...
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Originally Posted by Jotjackson
Some days it just does not pay to login to Aldeer. We have some folks that need to be drug tested. Lol


Me first.

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271391
11/21/20 08:54 AM
11/21/20 08:54 AM
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Your mom’s house
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Your mom’s house
Started happening a long time ago. I had to start wearing boxer briefs to keep it from happening.

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271504
11/21/20 11:28 AM
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Boxes Cove
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Freak of Nature
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Boxes Cove
Since we're on old man problems , Flomax is yer friend.



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271851
11/21/20 08:35 PM
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North AL.
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North AL.
Ya need to keep fluid drained from em. If nothing else long showers

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271864
11/21/20 08:44 PM
11/21/20 08:44 PM
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in the corner
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in the corner
I dont have the problem of sitting on them.
But stuff dont turn off as well as it used to.
Beware the Dribble.

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271873
11/21/20 08:57 PM
11/21/20 08:57 PM
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Alabama
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Alabama
Christ on a popsicle stick....

Can I please have the last 12 minutes of my life back?

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: strikeu] #3271878
11/21/20 08:59 PM
11/21/20 08:59 PM
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Luverne, AL
Skinny Offline OP
GUVNER
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Luverne, AL
Originally Posted by strikeu
Christ on a popsicle stick....

Can I please have the last 12 minutes of my life back?


No, it took me 12 minutes to dry the toilet water off my balls.


Never Trust Government

"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3271970
11/21/20 10:31 PM
11/21/20 10:31 PM
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Birmingham
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Birmingham
Originally Posted by Skinny
Originally Posted by strikeu
Christ on a popsicle stick....

Can I please have the last 12 minutes of my life back?


No, it took me 12 minutes to dry the toilet water off my balls.


Haha THIS! Bought a new toilet because one day I sat down to have my morning constitution and suddenly felt cooler. Really thought at 36 I was too young for this sort of problem.

Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: turkey247] #3271982
11/21/20 10:56 PM
11/21/20 10:56 PM
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Guntersville, AL
IDOT Online happy
I am Cornholio
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I am Cornholio
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Guntersville, AL
Originally Posted by turkey247
Some toilet design has the water level WAY too high, just saying........


LOL.....also lets you know when the toilet is about to overflow grin grin


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Old Guy Problems [Re: Skinny] #3272811
11/22/20 08:44 PM
11/22/20 08:44 PM
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Lawrence County
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Lawrence County
So let's take a minute and get to the root of the problem. Is it the balls? Or the sack?

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