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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138204
06/05/20 07:48 AM
06/05/20 07:48 AM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,007 Millbrook, AL
leroyb
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,007
Millbrook, AL
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She wants to speak to the Manager "Right Now".
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not." ~Thomas Jefferson
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138205
06/05/20 07:48 AM
06/05/20 07:48 AM
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Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 12,717 behind my Dillon
dave260rem!
Skinny’s Ex
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Skinny’s Ex
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 12,717
behind my Dillon
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Karen would plug a 110 volt coffeemaker into 440 and blame the electricity.
Skinny is my EX.Alcohol was involved.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138213
06/05/20 08:01 AM
06/05/20 08:01 AM
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Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 6,901 Shelby Co, AL
CatHeadBiscuit
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jun 2014
Posts: 6,901
Shelby Co, AL
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Fear of Karen is what keeps Chuck Norris up at night.
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: dBmV]
#3138217
06/05/20 08:08 AM
06/05/20 08:08 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,837 Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,837
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Her husband is Chad. They run the HOA. And have a diet of granola and smart water. Spend special days celebrating at starbucks with a frappe latte. Chads not allowed to hunt and fish and have's to ask to get nekkid.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138284
06/05/20 09:44 AM
06/05/20 09:44 AM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,964 Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,964
Round ‘bout there
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Karen and Chad were the ones in middle school who always tattled to the teacher about everything, and then went and showed the scraped knee or black eye and got someone in trouble again.
Now they are members of the HOA, tell kids they can't put chalk on sidewalks because it's unsightly and against the rules, or stand in their coiffed hair and golf attire pissed that the bushes in Johnny's yard aren't squared off "like they should be."
Karen "allows" Chad a few hours each month to play golf with his friends, wants to know when he will be done so he will be back home, and doesn't allow him to hunt, fish or have guns other than his grandfather's "old keepsake" in the safe with the firing pin removed. Chad does not object to having his balls in her purse. He takes his weak wrath out on the neighbors or others who "aren't following the law."
Karen and Chad eat ketchup on their steaks, don't pee in the shower and are raising whiny little shitbags named Kayrinn and Chaxdd who will do the same things.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: leroycnbucks]
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06/05/20 10:23 AM
06/05/20 10:23 AM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556 Sylacauga
CAL
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
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Her husband is Chad. They run the HOA. And have a diet of granola and smart water. Spend special days celebrating at starbucks with a frappe latte. Chads not allowed to hunt and fish and have's to ask to get nekkid. Slow your roll there biotches! That’s my name and my wife’s name is.....Karen. I hunt, fish and kill chit whenever I want. It pisses me off to see Starbucks and the pinky pointing skinny jean fags there. One more thing, I tell my Karen when to git nekkid! I even tell her to make me a sammich.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138324
06/05/20 10:32 AM
06/05/20 10:32 AM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 10,542
abolt300
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 10,542
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Karen will beat you like a drum there keyboard cowboy. That's big talk on here. You'd better hope that Alyssa doesnt show her mom that post Chad. I know for a fact that Karen likes to kill chit too.
Last edited by abolt300; 06/05/20 10:34 AM.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138326
06/05/20 10:32 AM
06/05/20 10:32 AM
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Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 5,090 Your Lock-on
Whild_Bill
Crawfishing Asshat
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Crawfishing Asshat
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 5,090
Your Lock-on
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My buddy said she is Carol Baskins twin half sister
We Just Know What Works For Us
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138334
06/05/20 10:43 AM
06/05/20 10:43 AM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 25,803 Fayetteville TN Via Selma
jawbone
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 25,803
Fayetteville TN Via Selma
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As I recall, Karen is a real person and became an internet meme sensation when she did something really nosy and busibodied like called the police because she took her dog to the dog park and another person's dog was trying to hunch on it or something really stupid like that. Someone filmed it when the police arrived and she wanted to press Dog Rape charges. Someone took a meme from the video and it went viral.
This may not be the exact birth of Karen the Unban Legend, but the above incident did occur and I saw the video when it came out, and Karen became synonymous with being a nosy tattletale around the same time. For some reason I've always connected the two.
Lord, please help us get our nation straightened out.
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