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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: CAL]
#3138350
06/05/20 10:59 AM
06/05/20 10:59 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 24,837
Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2010
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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Her husband is Chad. They run the HOA. And have a diet of granola and smart water. Spend special days celebrating at starbucks with a frappe latte. Chads not allowed to hunt and fish and have's to ask to get nekkid. Slow your roll there biotches! That’s my name and my wife’s name is.....Karen.  I hunt, fish and kill chit whenever I want. It pisses me off to see Starbucks and the pinky pointing skinny jean fags there. One more thing, I tell my Karen when to git nekkid! I even tell her to make me a sammich. Cal I actually agree with your post on here more than anybody else's. Your Karen ought to damn glad to have you as her Chad. 
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: leroycnbucks]
#3138357
06/05/20 11:09 AM
06/05/20 11:09 AM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
CAL
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
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Her husband is Chad. They run the HOA. And have a diet of granola and smart water. Spend special days celebrating at starbucks with a frappe latte. Chads not allowed to hunt and fish and have's to ask to get nekkid. Slow your roll there biotches! That’s my name and my wife’s name is.....Karen. I hunt, fish and kill chit whenever I want. It pisses me off to see Starbucks and the pinky pointing skinny jean fags there. One more thing, I tell my Karen when to git nekkid! I even tell her to make me a sammich. Cal I actually agree with your post on here more than anybody else's. Your Karen ought to damn glad to have you as her Chad. Thanks....I think...:)
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: CAL]
#3138475
06/05/20 01:14 PM
06/05/20 01:14 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 10,542
abolt300
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 10,542
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Karen will beat you like a drum there keyboard cowboy.  That's big talk on here. You'd better hope that Alyssa doesnt show her mom that post Chad. I know for a fact that Karen likes to kill chit too. Off the record... I did receive permission to post before doing so Good boy. Otherwise I was going to try to find a way to get in touch with her about your posting indiscretions. Tell her I said hello. Praying for you guys and that you wont have any issues there at the pharmacy tonight or this weekend.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: abolt300]
#3138508
06/05/20 02:12 PM
06/05/20 02:12 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
CAL
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
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Karen will beat you like a drum there keyboard cowboy. That's big talk on here. You'd better hope that Alyssa doesnt show her mom that post Chad. I know for a fact that Karen likes to kill chit too. Off the record... I did receive permission to post before doing so Good boy. Otherwise I was going to try to find a way to get in touch with her about your posting indiscretions. Tell her I said hello. Praying for you guys and that you wont have any issues there at the pharmacy tonight or this weekend. Thanks. Supposed to start at 6. Going to do a rain dance around then.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Clem]
#3138560
06/05/20 03:44 PM
06/05/20 03:44 PM
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Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 18,091
North AL
AU338MAG
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 18,091
North AL
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Karen and Chad were the ones in middle school who always tattled to the teacher about everything, and then went and showed the scraped knee or black eye and got someone in trouble again.
Now they are members of the HOA, tell kids they can't put chalk on sidewalks because it's unsightly and against the rules, or stand in their coiffed hair and golf attire pissed that the bushes in Johnny's yard aren't squared off "like they should be."
Karen "allows" Chad a few hours each month to play golf with his friends, wants to know when he will be done so he will be back home, and doesn't allow him to hunt, fish or have guns other than his grandfather's "old keepsake" in the safe with the firing pin removed. Chad does not object to having his balls in her purse. He takes his weak wrath out on the neighbors or others who "aren't following the law."
Karen and Chad eat ketchup on their steaks, don't pee in the shower and are raising whiny little shitbags named Kayrinn and Chaxdd who will do the same things.
My mama put ketchup on her steak. Always gave her a hard time about it.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
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06/05/20 03:45 PM
06/05/20 03:45 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
Out back
Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
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A good steak don't need nothing but heatn and eatn.
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: Mbrock]
#3138563
06/05/20 03:50 PM
06/05/20 03:50 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 12,918
Old Florida
Geno
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 12,918
Old Florida
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You going to be at the pharmacy all night?
Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: AU338MAG]
#3138700
06/05/20 05:51 PM
06/05/20 05:51 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
CAL
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 6,556
Sylacauga
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Karen and Chad were the ones in middle school who always tattled to the teacher about everything, and then went and showed the scraped knee or black eye and got someone in trouble again.
Now they are members of the HOA, tell kids they can't put chalk on sidewalks because it's unsightly and against the rules, or stand in their coiffed hair and golf attire pissed that the bushes in Johnny's yard aren't squared off "like they should be."
Karen "allows" Chad a few hours each month to play golf with his friends, wants to know when he will be done so he will be back home, and doesn't allow him to hunt, fish or have guns other than his grandfather's "old keepsake" in the safe with the firing pin removed. Chad does not object to having his balls in her purse. He takes his weak wrath out on the neighbors or others who "aren't following the law."
Karen and Chad eat ketchup on their steaks, don't pee in the shower and are raising whiny little shitbags named Kayrinn and Chaxdd who will do the same things.
My mama put ketchup on her steak. Always gave her a hard time about it. I have been known to put ketchup on my steak. The shower though....it’s my feet, I’ll piss on em if I want to.
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: AU338MAG]
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06/05/20 06:03 PM
06/05/20 06:03 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,451
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,451
Marshall County
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Karen and Chad were the ones in middle school who always tattled to the teacher about everything, and then went and showed the scraped knee or black eye and got someone in trouble again.
Now they are members of the HOA, tell kids they can't put chalk on sidewalks because it's unsightly and against the rules, or stand in their coiffed hair and golf attire pissed that the bushes in Johnny's yard aren't squared off "like they should be."
Karen "allows" Chad a few hours each month to play golf with his friends, wants to know when he will be done so he will be back home, and doesn't allow him to hunt, fish or have guns other than his grandfather's "old keepsake" in the safe with the firing pin removed. Chad does not object to having his balls in her purse. He takes his weak wrath out on the neighbors or others who "aren't following the law."
Karen and Chad eat ketchup on their steaks, don't pee in the shower and are raising whiny little shitbags named Kayrinn and Chaxdd who will do the same things.
My mama put ketchup on her steak. Always gave her a hard time about it. When I was a kid we put ketchup on our steaks when I was a kid. Momma, Pop and both us boys. It's because M&P were so poor all they could buy were cheap bone in sirloins. That's the only way we could eat them.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: So, who is Karen?
[Re: CAL]
#3138722
06/05/20 06:11 PM
06/05/20 06:11 PM
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Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 5,588
Lee County, Alabama
dBmV
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 5,588
Lee County, Alabama
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You going to be at the pharmacy all night? Does a bear chit in the woods? Keep watch and stay safe tonight CAL. Sure hope you get more sleep than you plan on.
What you do today, you have to sleep with tonight.
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