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Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:00 PM
05/08/20 12:00 PM
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GomerJr's baseball league has been given the green light to resume practices as of this week, with their 2nd practice scheduled for yesterday evening. The league board met directly with the Mayor and Police Chief who agreed that practice should resume. The stipulations were that only coaches were on the field, parents would wait in cars. Players would be split into small groups of no more than 6 and "maintain social distancing".
Everyone was 100% following by the guidelines, but "a concerned citizen" apparently drove by the ballpark, saw the practice and called the police. A police officer showed up and shut everyone down and made them leave, despite the coaches explaining to the officer that his mayor and police chief directly approved the practices resuming.
Apparently the board met, again, with the mayor and police chief this morning who confirmed we could practice and said they would try to make sure their officers were on the same page.
"Karen" needs to be falcon-punched right in the baby-maker until she learns to mind her damn business
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:03 PM
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The police chief needs to inform officers about anyone being granted permission to be on the fields or do other things.
Phucking Karens.
I think it was in Kansas City or St. Louis, or a suburb of one, but someone made a Freedom of Information Act request to obtain the 911 and city-medical "tip line" calls. The city had set up something like "If you see someone not social distancing or being a Karen, call us!" phone line.
So someone asked for the records via FOIA request and got them. Why? Because they're public records. And then they published the names off all the tattle-tale bitches calling in about Jimmy's baseball team on the field or Susie out on the greenway without a mask.
Last edited by Clem; 05/08/20 12:09 PM.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:10 PM
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Karen is really That Bitch Carol Baskin!
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:28 PM
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Karen is really That Bitch Carol Baskin! Speaking of which, I’m 3 episodes into the podcast and she’s nuttier on there than on the show
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:28 PM
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“Karen” is the nosey self-righteous heifer that wants to get in everyone’s business. Karen is known for calling the police on people not social distancing to her satisfaction, demanding to speak to managers, and usually sports this hairstyle...
Last edited by GomerPyle; 05/08/20 12:31 PM.
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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Urban Dictionary puts it best: Karen[ kair-in ] WHAT DOES KAREN MEAN?Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. Especially as featured in memes, Karen is generally stereotyped as having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands, and being a nagging, often divorced mother from Generation X.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:31 PM
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“Karen” is the nosey self-righteous heifer that wants to get in everyone’s business. Karen is known for calling the police on people not social distancing to her satisfaction, demanding to speak to managers, and usually sports this hairstyle... [img]https://miro.medium.com/max/1024/1*_Z1fdKXEKA8VE7VAI-NwcQ.jpeg/[img] Gotcha. Never heard of it referenced that way.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 12:55 PM
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Clem
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Karen also tells people they're not real hunters if they don't bowhunt with a true bow and shoot only mature giant bucks, and they better not ever be keeping any bass because that bass could grow up to make more babies.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 01:04 PM
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“Karen” is the nosey self-righteous heifer that wants to get in everyone’s business. Karen is known for calling the police on people not social distancing to her satisfaction, demanding to speak to managers, and usually sports this hairstyle... [img]https://miro.medium.com/max/1024/1*_Z1fdKXEKA8VE7VAI-NwcQ.jpeg/[img] Gotcha. Never heard of it referenced that way. That’s because of your Gordo upbringin’.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 01:08 PM
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True story. This was from a week or so ago - Someone in our neighborhood called the cops (multiple units responded) for a neighbor's get together the other evening. Literally like <10 people, just hanging out in the driveway and yard chilling and playing cornhole. Couldn't even call it a party...more like an outdoor mingling/supper club type setting. Anyway we passed by again later and asked about it, thinking maybe someone complained about noise? And they were like "Nope, numbers. Evidently we're violating the numbers limit." This was at someone's private residence. No trouble, no disturbance. Absolutely ridiculous. Gotta have that one special neighborhood Karen.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 01:13 PM
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my favorites are the ones that get on facebook and post something like "I was at the grocery store this afternoon and I was appalled at the number of people there"....as if they themselves weren't there.
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 01:30 PM
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“Karen” is the nosey self-righteous heifer that wants to get in everyone’s business. Karen is known for calling the police on people not social distancing to her satisfaction, demanding to speak to managers, and usually sports this hairstyle... [img]https://miro.medium.com/max/1024/1*_Z1fdKXEKA8VE7VAI-NwcQ.jpeg/[img] Gotcha. Never heard of it referenced that way. That’s because of your Gordo upbringin’. Lol. I guess. Just never heard of it.
83% of all statistics are made up.
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 02:34 PM
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True story. This was from a week or so ago - Someone in our neighborhood called the cops (multiple units responded) for a neighbor's get together the other evening. Literally like <10 people, just hanging out in the driveway and yard chilling and playing cornhole. Couldn't even call it a party...more like an outdoor mingling/supper club type setting. Anyway we passed by again later and asked about it, thinking maybe someone complained about noise? And they were like "Nope, numbers. Evidently we're violating the numbers limit." This was at someone's private residence. No trouble, no disturbance. Absolutely ridiculous. Gotta have that one special neighborhood Karen. Should have told the po po to pound sand and GTFO their property.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
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Re: Karen Strikes Again
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05/08/20 02:36 PM
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mcninja
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True story. This was from a week or so ago - Someone in our neighborhood called the cops (multiple units responded) for a neighbor's get together the other evening. Literally like <10 people, just hanging out in the driveway and yard chilling and playing cornhole. Couldn't even call it a party...more like an outdoor mingling/supper club type setting. Anyway we passed by again later and asked about it, thinking maybe someone complained about noise? And they were like "Nope, numbers. Evidently we're violating the numbers limit." This was at someone's private residence. No trouble, no disturbance. Absolutely ridiculous. Gotta have that one special neighborhood Karen. Should have told the po po to pound sand and GTFO their property. I honestly think (or at least hope) that this was one of those calls that the responding officers had to make an appearance but then drove away shaking their heads and chuckling. The group sure as heck stuck around long after the cop visit.
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