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Sayings
#3023375
01/25/20 10:23 PM
01/25/20 10:23 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
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I thought I’d heard em all but I heard one this week I’d never heard before and I plan to incorporate it.
It is:
You can put sugar on a possum but it’s still a possum.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023419
01/25/20 11:10 PM
01/25/20 11:10 PM
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Posts: 10,400
northport
deadeye48
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Dec 2016
Posts: 10,400
northport
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Grandmother used to say
"Just because a dog lays down don't mean it wont bite"
This was in reference to someone who isn't ever nice being unusually nice
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023458
01/26/20 12:41 AM
01/26/20 12:41 AM
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Posts: 3,801
Remlap
Reno
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 3,801
Remlap
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Tighter than skin on a weenie
Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023472
01/26/20 06:06 AM
01/26/20 06:06 AM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
Wiley Coyote
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
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Slicker than greased owl chit
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
NRA Life Member
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023502
01/26/20 08:32 AM
01/26/20 08:32 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,438
Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,438
Boxes Cove
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Both my grandmothers were full of them . One when people were bragging on their kids would say " every old crow thinks his little uns is the blackest".
One of the other ones was advice " marry for money and buy what you love".
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023551
01/26/20 09:41 AM
01/26/20 09:41 AM
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Posts: 42,103
UR 6
top cat
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Posts: 42,103
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A cat can have kittens in an oven but that don't make them biscuits.
Gal was so tall she could hunt geese with a rake.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023554
01/26/20 09:45 AM
01/26/20 09:45 AM
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Posts: 20,087
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,087
Northport, AL
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A situation becomes a crisis when cattle or women stampede.
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023564
01/26/20 09:51 AM
01/26/20 09:51 AM
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Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
inatree
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Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
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Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd."
Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!
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Re: Sayings
[Re: inatree]
#3023572
01/26/20 10:00 AM
01/26/20 10:00 AM
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Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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OP
Old Mossy Horns
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Guntersville
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Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd." My grandfather talked about when food wasn’t too good but the situation required you to eat it. “Just waller it and swaller it.”
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023580
01/26/20 10:12 AM
01/26/20 10:12 AM
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Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
BamaGrad85
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 4,329
Northeast Florida
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Paw Paw use to say, "Keep your nose clean and don't take any wooden nickels".
I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023594
01/26/20 10:27 AM
01/26/20 10:27 AM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,087
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,087
Northport, AL
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My college roommate when talking about having to do something you didn't want to do:
"If you gotta eat sh*t, take big bites"
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023656
01/26/20 12:24 PM
01/26/20 12:24 PM
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Posts: 2,775
Florida
jacannon
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Posts: 2,775
Florida
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I got the world by the tail and a downhill pull.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023664
01/26/20 12:36 PM
01/26/20 12:36 PM
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Posts: 23,919
Clarksville, TN /Greenville, ...
bill
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Posts: 23,919
Clarksville, TN /Greenville, ...
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Had a buddy that saw a girl smiling at him with a gap in her teeth and said "I don't know if I should smile back or kick a field goal."
Same friend saw a buck tooth girl and said "she could eat corn through a chain link fence".
"Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles"
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Bauvard
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023711
01/26/20 01:46 PM
01/26/20 01:46 PM
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Posts: 42,103
UR 6
top cat
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 42,103
UR 6
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Three out of four people....... make up 75% of the worlds population...
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023894
01/26/20 05:28 PM
01/26/20 05:28 PM
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Posts: 12,246
Oxford, AL. USA
Big Game Hunter
Doesn’t Know His Code
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Doesn’t Know His Code
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 12,246
Oxford, AL. USA
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Go truck your mother.
Happier than a fag with a bag full of d!cks.
IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023918
01/26/20 05:50 PM
01/26/20 05:50 PM
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Posts: 42,103
UR 6
top cat
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 42,103
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Wherever you go, there you are.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023940
01/26/20 06:15 PM
01/26/20 06:15 PM
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Posts: 52,200
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,200
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
How many people am i willing to sacrifice for freedom?
Everyone. All of them...
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023948
01/26/20 06:20 PM
01/26/20 06:20 PM
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Posts: 15,347
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,347
Ourtown, AL
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Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023963
01/26/20 06:33 PM
01/26/20 06:33 PM
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Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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OP
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
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Useless as tits on a nun.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3023983
01/26/20 06:55 PM
01/26/20 06:55 PM
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Posts: 12,703
behind my Dillon
dave260rem!
Skinny’s Ex
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Skinny’s Ex
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 12,703
behind my Dillon
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Mechanic contorted under truck "Hail the need a gymnast for this SOB not a mechanic." When asked where should I light the match to help him out of that tight "Just anywhere flammable not near me you couldn't screwup worse than the engineer who designed this POS." Regarding self defense shot placement "Make them walk through a wall of bullets,what if they are big and chemically enhanced? Shoot them,what if they are alcohol infused? Shoot them some more."
Only hits count.
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024250
01/26/20 10:01 PM
01/26/20 10:01 PM
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Posts: 6,897
Shelby Co, AL
CatHeadBiscuit
14 point
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14 point
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Posts: 6,897
Shelby Co, AL
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So ugly she could stop a 10 day clock wound tight.
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024419
01/27/20 07:12 AM
01/27/20 07:12 AM
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Posts: 2,495
Earth
snakebit
10 point
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10 point
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Posts: 2,495
Earth
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That girl is good looking, but you better give her a couple more pecan seasons before you go after her.
"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."
"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024436
01/27/20 07:32 AM
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Posts: 6,137
Clay-Trussville area
Big Al
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 6,137
Clay-Trussville area
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My Pawpaw used this one a lot, and the Trump impeachment trial made me think of it.
"That makes my butt want to chew chewing gum"
Always got a laugh out of me. I really miss that man.
"Said I never had much use for one; never said I didn't know how to use it".
-Matthew Quigley in "Quigley Down Under"
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 01:34 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024785
01/27/20 01:35 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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Moulton,AL
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Nervous as a whore in church.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024796
01/27/20 01:48 PM
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Posts: 15,347
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Ourtown, AL
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If you touch it more than twice you’re playing with it.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024811
01/27/20 02:04 PM
01/27/20 02:04 PM
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Posts: 8,145
In front of my lathe
gundoc
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Posts: 8,145
In front of my lathe
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When referring to a very animated, upset individual ... "Jumping up and down like a one legged man at an ass kickin' contest"
There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!
~ unknown
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024829
01/27/20 02:19 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
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It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024832
01/27/20 02:21 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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Moulton,AL
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I feel like I been shot at and missed and sh!t at and hit.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 02:25 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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I’m happier than a cold hog in warm mud.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024836
01/27/20 02:26 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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It’s colder than a well diggers ass in Utah.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 02:27 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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Moulton,AL
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It’s colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 02:30 PM
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Posts: 6,631
Moulton,AL
Snuffy
14 point
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Moulton,AL
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That women is a butter head. Everything looks good but her head.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3024841
01/27/20 02:34 PM
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Alabama
Shaneomac2
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Alabama
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SO slow you gold mold growing on you.
slicker than owl doodoo..
look like a gut with the shucks slung out of it.
look like a hog on ice ( when someone is sick and pale looking)
HOTTER than a fat girl on prom night!
Last edited by Shaneomac2; 01/27/20 02:39 PM.
Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 02:34 PM
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Moulton,AL
Snuffy
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That women is hot as a 2 dollar pistol.
If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
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01/27/20 02:39 PM
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B'ham
Goatkiller
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Dry as a popcorn fart
Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit (when something won't give up)
No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
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[Re: Fuzzy_Bunny]
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01/27/20 02:56 PM
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donia
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there it is....I knew I missed it the first time through
experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
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Re: Sayings
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01/27/20 03:04 PM
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Posts: 11,781
Huntsville
JUGHEAD
Booner
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Posts: 11,781
Huntsville
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He has such bad luck he could fall in a barrel full of t!tt!es and come out with a pecker.
"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
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Re: Sayings
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01/27/20 03:19 PM
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Posts: 377
Axis,AL
tailgate
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Axis,AL
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Sweating like a (Democrat) trying to read.
Bite off more than you can chew and chew like hell
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Re: Sayings
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#3025125
01/27/20 07:46 PM
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Posts: 3,615
Spanish Fort
TurkeyJoe
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Spanish Fort
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Busy as a one arm paper hanger.
Wild as a gut shot indian.
Micah 6:8
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Re: Sayings
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#3025206
01/27/20 08:53 PM
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Posts: 6,410
Elba
Farmer64
12 point
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Posts: 6,410
Elba
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Drunker than a cricket in a hubcap.
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3025488
01/28/20 08:05 AM
01/28/20 08:05 AM
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Posts: 2,775
Florida
jacannon
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Posts: 2,775
Florida
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He is so bowlegged, he couldn't hem a hog in a ditch. Life is a chit sandwich and everyday is a new bite. I will be on you like white on rice. That boy is a dirt road sport ain't he. She is built like a brick chit house. If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hopped. If wishes were horses ,beggars would ride.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3025529
01/28/20 08:53 AM
01/28/20 08:53 AM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,004
Tuscaloosa, Al, USA
Big Buck Video
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 8,004
Tuscaloosa, Al, USA
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Dumber than a sack of hammers
�Because a well regulated Militia is necessary to
the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep
and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�
-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008
NRA Life Member
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3025893
01/28/20 02:48 PM
01/28/20 02:48 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 6,410
Elba
Farmer64
12 point
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12 point
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 6,410
Elba
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Messed up as a soup sandwich
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Re: Sayings
[Re: Hornhntr]
#3025963
01/28/20 03:57 PM
01/28/20 03:57 PM
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Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 15,652
Montgomery
bamaeyedoc
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 15,652
Montgomery
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Shakin like a dog crapping peach seeds.
Actually heard this today when a older gentleman I know was talking about his grandson about to shoot a monster buck! Dr. B
AKA: “Dr. B”
Aldeer #121
8-3-2000
Proud alum of AUM, UAB, and UA
Member of Team 10 Point
2023-2024 ALdeer Deer Contest Winners
Glennis Jerome "Jerry" Harris
1938-2017
UGA Class of 1960
BS/MS Forestry
LTJG, USNR
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3026029
01/28/20 04:57 PM
01/28/20 04:57 PM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
Wiley Coyote
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 44,211
North Alabama
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A feller talking about fighting said "I'll be hitting you so hard and fast you'll be hollering y'all quit"\
Another feller talking about fighting said "If I get on you it's gonna take a wrecker to pull me off"
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
NRA Life Member
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3026113
01/28/20 05:54 PM
01/28/20 05:54 PM
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Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,347
Ourtown, AL
BCLC
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Apr 2017
Posts: 15,347
Ourtown, AL
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The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
We just know what works for us.
We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870
Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
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Re: Sayings
[Re: AC870]
#3026131
01/28/20 06:15 PM
01/28/20 06:15 PM
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 2,775
Florida
jacannon
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 2,775
Florida
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Keep your friends close and your enemy's closer. Winter is coming ,hogs are toten sticks.
Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
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