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Police report #3017622
01/18/20 10:37 PM
01/18/20 10:37 PM
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker Offline OP
Freak of Nature
perchjerker  Offline OP
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La

Subject: Well Written Police Report

Augusta, GA

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket. When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the "Toys for Tots" program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, Cpl. Duggan was transported for treatment.

The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose and a broken jaw... injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off of the curb after stabbing the Marine.

Now that was a well written Police report.






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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017624
01/18/20 10:39 PM
01/18/20 10:39 PM
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Guntersville
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Guntersville

Indeed.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017625
01/18/20 10:39 PM
01/18/20 10:39 PM
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blount county alabama
jwalker77 Offline
Pumpkin
jwalker77  Offline
Pumpkin
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blount county alabama
Need to be alot more of that.

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017631
01/18/20 10:42 PM
01/18/20 10:42 PM
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Posts: 2,099
N AL
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Basket Rack
tpageal  Offline
Basket Rack
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Posts: 2,099
N AL
Hell yeah! A little old school justice

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017644
01/18/20 10:56 PM
01/18/20 10:56 PM
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Clanton
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Booner
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Booner
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Clanton
Sounds perfect


Would walk over a naked woman to get to a gobblin turkey!
Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017658
01/18/20 11:16 PM
01/18/20 11:16 PM
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Chilton County
Morris Offline
Poppa Jon
Morris  Offline
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Chilton County
Spot on

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017700
01/19/20 06:23 AM
01/19/20 06:23 AM
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Sylvania Alabama
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10 point
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Sylvania Alabama
Dang curbs will get u


Not all Indians were hunters some toted firewood
Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017823
01/19/20 09:33 AM
01/19/20 09:33 AM
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Elmore county
GKelly Offline
10 point
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Elmore county
and some douche bag lawyer will be sueing the city over a dangerous sidewalk curb

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3017843
01/19/20 09:45 AM
01/19/20 09:45 AM
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Posts: 10,971
Somerville
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Booner
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Somerville
flag


"Don't let a dead deer kill ya"
Re: Police report [Re: Turkey_neck] #3017851
01/19/20 09:52 AM
01/19/20 09:52 AM
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Trussville Alabama
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Trussville Alabama
Originally Posted by Turkey_neck
Sounds perfect

X2


Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!
Re: Police report [Re: inatree] #3017863
01/19/20 10:01 AM
01/19/20 10:01 AM
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Pisgah,Al,Jackson
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10 point
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Pisgah,Al,Jackson
Semper Fi !

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3018567
01/19/20 11:35 PM
01/19/20 11:35 PM
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Pelham Al
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Tigger85 Offline
12 point
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Pelham Al
Should have gotten him for a concealed weapon with the knife hidden up his butting

Last edited by Tigger85; 01/19/20 11:35 PM.
Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3018573
01/19/20 11:46 PM
01/19/20 11:46 PM
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Mobile, al
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Mike59 Offline
10 point
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Mobile, al
Bravo,,,, I could read reports like this all day...….

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3018747
01/20/20 09:51 AM
01/20/20 09:51 AM
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Posts: 9,877
in the corner
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Stob Offline
14 point
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Posts: 9,877
in the corner
He gotta be more careful.

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3018938
01/20/20 03:28 PM
01/20/20 03:28 PM
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Posts: 2,454
AL, Wetumpka
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jake5050 Offline
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Posts: 2,454
AL, Wetumpka
Thanks for posting he ran into a damn buzz saw

Re: Police report [Re: perchjerker] #3018940
01/20/20 03:29 PM
01/20/20 03:29 PM
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Posts: 21,445
HSV AL
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Posts: 21,445
HSV AL
Those curbs can be dangerous.


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