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Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: JKlep] #3012280 01/13/20 06:09 PM 01/13/20 06:09 PM
Joined: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,001 North Alabama N NSDQ160 8 point
NSDQ160 8 point N Joined: Mar 2019 Posts: 2,001 North Alabama	Originally Posted by JKlep or Kate Beckinsale I’d pay $750 for that candle

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: jmudler] #3012290 01/13/20 06:21 PM 01/13/20 06:21 PM
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL Out back Grumpy Old Man
Out back Grumpy Old Man Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL	Originally Posted by jmudler Open a can of tuna........... it is cheaper too You obviously been looking for love in all the wrong places. I tried to get the Lays potato chip company to add this to their new flavors My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012292 01/13/20 06:25 PM 01/13/20 06:25 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 42,142 UR 6 top cat Freak of Nature
top cat Freak of Nature Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 42,142 UR 6	Wonder who the smell testers were and if that had a live model to base the results from....🤔🤔 LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!! - - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012294 01/13/20 06:27 PM 01/13/20 06:27 PM
Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama strikeu 8 point
strikeu 8 point Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama	For those of you who cannot afford the $75 Paltrow candle I offer this substitute

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: 257wbymag] #3012295 01/13/20 06:29 PM 01/13/20 06:29 PM
Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 28,992 Fosters, Alabama, USA Shaw Administrator
Shaw Administrator Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 28,992 Fosters, Alabama, USA	Originally Posted by 257wbymag If only Jennifer Anniston had marketed this I’d buy a damn case of em "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012309 01/13/20 06:59 PM 01/13/20 06:59 PM
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,211 North Alabama W Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature
Wiley Coyote Freak of Nature W Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 44,211 North Alabama	It smells like........... Elderly couple had been dating for a little while and the man buys a dose of Viagra. They climb in bed and she says "It's been a long time since a man went down there." He eases down there and after a minute or two he says "I can't stay down here much longer" ...... She asks why not ..... he says "It stinks" ..... she says "I know. I have arthritis" .... he asks " In your poosey?" ,.... she says "No. In my shoulder. I can't wipe my ass". I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time. NRA Life Member

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012331 01/13/20 07:30 PM 01/13/20 07:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 15,896 Elmore County Frankie Old Mossy Horns
Frankie Old Mossy Horns Joined: Apr 2000 Posts: 15,896 Elmore County	Are there different scents llike April fresh Spring daisy Unwashed rank Frankie's Page

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012334 01/13/20 07:34 PM 01/13/20 07:34 PM
Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 221 Auburn R red neck richie 4 point
red neck richie 4 point R Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 221 Auburn	Can you customize them? Kinda reminds me of a scratch n sniff magazine I bought once. Last edited by red neck richie; 01/13/20 07:39 PM. Old enough to know better but still too young too care!

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012347 01/13/20 07:48 PM 01/13/20 07:48 PM
Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,101 Opp Alabama bward85 12 point
bward85 12 point Joined: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,101 Opp Alabama	I thought we burned candles to hide that smell 😁

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: Wiley Coyote] #3012356 01/13/20 07:55 PM 01/13/20 07:55 PM
Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 13,062 Montgomery, Alabama jaredhunts Puts sugar in his cornbread!
jaredhunts Puts sugar in his cornbread! Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 13,062 Montgomery, Alabama	Originally Posted by Wiley Coyote It smells like........... Elderly couple had been dating for a little while and the man buys a dose of Viagra. They climb in bed and she says "It's been a long time since a man went down there." He eases down there and after a minute or two he says "I can't stay down here much longer" ...... She asks why not ..... he says "It stinks" ..... she says "I know. I have arthritis" .... he asks " In your poosey?" ,.... she says "No. In my shoulder. I can't wipe my ass". Daaaaaaang. It be's that way sometimes. www.sunpoolcompany.com

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012359 01/13/20 08:00 PM 01/13/20 08:00 PM
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,079 central alabama J JA pic perv
JA pic perv J Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 5,079 central alabama	This has Aldeer gold written all over it.

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012371 01/13/20 08:08 PM 01/13/20 08:08 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	I bet it smells like Hevi, everyone knows hes a PU$$Y ! Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012399 01/13/20 08:20 PM 01/13/20 08:20 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama 257wbymag Boo Boo Head
257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	Dam perch. Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: perchjerker] #3012426 01/13/20 08:30 PM 01/13/20 08:30 PM
Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,829 North Alabama Hevishot13 14 point
Hevishot13 14 point Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,829 North Alabama	Originally Posted by perchjerker I bet it smells like Hevi, everyone knows hes a PU$$Y ! If it smelled like Elton johns ass crack I bet you’d know all about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012434 01/13/20 08:32 PM 01/13/20 08:32 PM
Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 4,500 george county ms johndeere5036 10 point
johndeere5036 10 point Joined: Mar 2015 Posts: 4,500 george county ms	Damn this is crazy. I wanna make money on some stupid stuff like this. I reckon I’ll come up with one that is sweaty ballsac and see if I can get rich

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012441 01/13/20 08:34 PM 01/13/20 08:34 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker Freak of Nature
perchjerker Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	Naw, Hevi couldn't buy enough to make you rich, but he'd try ! Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: perchjerker] #3012472 01/13/20 08:42 PM 01/13/20 08:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,829 North Alabama Hevishot13 14 point
Hevishot13 14 point Joined: Apr 2015 Posts: 7,829 North Alabama	Originally Posted by perchjerker Naw, Hevi couldn't buy enough to make you rich, but he'd try ! Normally I don’t take pride in punching old people, but for you I’m gonna make an exception 💁🏻‍♂️

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012542 01/13/20 09:13 PM 01/13/20 09:13 PM
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Coosa1 SOA Professional Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,589 Coosa County, AL

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: Clem] #3012583 01/13/20 09:25 PM 01/13/20 09:25 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,835 Buc-ee’s Beach Express leroycnbucks Freak of Nature
leroycnbucks Freak of Nature Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,835 Buc-ee’s Beach Express	Originally Posted by Clem Imagine the R&D conversations: "We really need a strong, bold product to get attention. We've been in a slump and have had some negative press." "What about a candle that smells like pu$$y?" "Um, what?" "Yeah, we create a candle that smells like a vagina. We'll obviously have to find the right scent, but it'll get a LOT of attention." "Hmmmm." I’m guessing that they think more than just Aldeer members will snatch them up. Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!

Re: Cannot believe no one has gone here... [Re: soalaturkeys] #3012587 01/13/20 09:26 PM 01/13/20 09:26 PM
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tpageal Basket Rack Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,099 N AL	They’re missing a great marketing opportunity if they don’t come out with: Eau De Tang and Essence of Beaver

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