Wid chimes are the worst, make noise all night them then take them down before daylight. Predator call and say it was a wild rabbit.

Make sure that HOA is legitimate if you start getting fines for this. HOA could have been started for the original subdivision then your house may have been an afterthought and though being in the same Neighborhood, not technically in the “jurisdiction” of the original HOA. If it’s just letters, roll your reply letters up real tight and mail it back that way so they can shove it up their ass easier. If I was as miserable as some of the power hungry SOBs that run HOAs are I’d probably suck start a pistol.

Roundup and water balloons.....

Do you wish physical harm on the guy.... ...hit him in the pocket book maybe.... Or maybe embarrass the chit out of them while they're out inspecting folks... .....I have sooo many ideas that before I can respond to your request I kinda need to know how far your willing to go.... .... ....

I have one of those remote control foxpro units you are welcome to borrow. Everytime you wake up in the night you hit that button and coyotes beside their home go nuts

Iv laughed hard at this thread . Iv also took some notes in case I hypothetically find myself needing to use them .It makes me proud to be a part of such a creative bunch of folks . Favorites are Naked minus the carrot,wind chimes ,foxpro,and flaming dog chit.

Ok....so the carrot may have been a little much for you simple minded folks, but I am an idea man! One more thought is that these little drones are pretty cheap nowl. You could soak a small sponge with skunk scent and fly it right down their chimney. Chances are it gets stuck in the flume and they have no idea why the house smells like that. Good luck!

BTW.....if you do the carrot trick, make sure you are always eating a carrot when they see you. Mind fking 101.

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What about celery? It worked for MacGruber 😆

It was just discovered a HOA Managment company in Jackson, Mississippi area has embezzled millions of dollars from several high end neighborhoods. You might want to show up and demand an audit, that may shut them up. Or, just squirt them with the water hose every time they set foot on your property.

Hey Big Bore, I know the HOA Nazis in your high falutin neighborhood must love having you around...

Could be that they are harassing others as well and you could get together and kick them off the board. My cousin's neighborhood was doing this this past Sunday.
Guy I worked with lived in Mtn Brook and parked his AT&T (or Bellsouth I don't remember year) company truck in his driveway. HOA complained and made him quit parking it there. He paid someone to paint a picture of his company truck on his garage door so it looked like it was there. People with money can come up with ideas too!

We had this problem back some years ago and it wasn't a matter of not following the HOA rules it was an older gentleman that we called the mayor. He would go around the neighborhood trying to find things to complain about. We'd get a letter from the HOA expressing his concerns as would everyone

I had a neighbor of mine call the HOA, to have them call me about a tree that was dead in my back yard and leaning over his fence.
Backstory.
I met the neighbor right after we bought the house just after the hurricane.
The tree and his fence were damaged during that event.
He told me that he was getting all of his fence replaced and I asked him to let me know when that would be and I would cut the tree up.
I was not living at the house but had a contractor there working everyday so someone was there he could've informed.
Was there one night and the fence was down and then replaced the next day and I never heard a single word from him.
Needless to say when the HOA called me about it, I was livid.
What a little whiney brat to pull something like that.

Don’t even open up the letters and just start putting them in his mailbox

Sounds like being HOA president may be worse than being hunting club president.

I do not wish them any physical harm. They are as deadeye described, power-trippin. They have nothing better to do and they walk their giant great Pyrenees at a snails pace down the median and have a solid 20 minutes to canvas our house for violations, then go grandstand at the HOA board meeting. Yes, every house on our street gets the same BS from them. We have been there 3 years and my wife tried to befriend them from the start. Our neighbors on the other side had warned us about how they do this to everyone on our street. She once came to our house knocking on the door with a Jack Russell telling my wife our dog got out. My wife said it took 15 minutes to convince her that this was not our dog. She tried to leave the dog with my wife, but that didn't happen. This was about 2 weeks after my wife returned 1 of her Great Pyrenees that was out roaming the neighborhood. To clarify, there are several lots between us and the HOA neighbors, audible assault is not an option lol. I LOVE the comments "MOVE" "YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT", great advice. I own 2 other homes in places that I could walk around naked in the front yard with a carrot in my ass for a month and possibly not see anyone. Currently, I live in an HOA because my 3 year old has health issues that require us to be in close proximity to his Pediatrician and urgent care facilities. As soon as we can we will be out of the HOA, I assure you.

I did read in the violation notice the utility trailer must be behind a fence, out of sight of passing cars, etc. So Sunday I plan to put 1 stand alone fence panel in front of the trailer in the driveway that technically complies with policy.

I dont know how yall stand living in a HOA.

The vast majority of HOAs don't cause any problems, and keep your home value reasonable, and keep the neighbors from putting an old truck in their front yard on cinder blocks, keep their yard from becoming a forest, and keep them from putting their stepson in a trailer house in the front yard. I've personally never talked to anyone who has had any trouble with them.

i have found that if you have a face to face with people like this they will let up. sounds like the are very passive-aggressive. kill them with kindness, explain you're doing all you can and want to be a good neighbor, and follow the rules. life will be easier for you.