Ding,ding,ding now we're talking

In all seriousness you moved there so you can’t complain too much. I would show up at the next HOA meeting and call them out on the things that were out of your control. I will say being nice willl probably get you further than being an assgoblin

That rabbit in the stall.......nope

People like that give HOA groups a bad name. Sadly too many people love power and will flex through the HOA.
I'd tell them to pound sand on the things where they are wrong.
Hide your trailer better.

Move

There is a trapping lure called gusto. It may have a lot of skunk essence, and a few drops go a long way.

Light a bag of dogshit on fire on their porch. Ring door bell and run. Please record for us

Digshit?? WTH??

Where does one get digsh##?
Does that come from cald?

God Bless,
David B.

Damn phones. I hate typing on these things. I changed it for y’all.

SSS.

Send them a casserole, metamucil and some Epsom salt a kind gesture goes a long way.

[quote=Big Bore]Round up is a great idea. Take down window shades and blinds. Walk around in the house naked all the time. Maybe even stick a careot up your ass and have it sticking out. Once they comolain, you can file charges against them for voyerism. That is just a start. [/quote

Well that escalated quickly. We can never be neighbors.

Next time you see him at the mailbox greet him as Mr Kravitz.

Chuckle for a second, correct yourself and walk off while wishing him a nice day. He’ll tell the old lady about it no doubt.

That's why I don't have neighbors.

It's easy to spell out whatever you want to say with a backpack sprayer and concentrated roundup, eraser, or whatever your choice of chemical cocktail may be. Just saying... He may enjoy having a few sprigs of Kudzu or Privet started along the edge of his yard also. Or you could just start rumors that he's a registered sex offender.

Maybe try the opposite. Try to befriend them. Older folk love good company.

What's the problem? They are sending you letters? Who cares. I'd just keep doing what I'm doing.

Don't go bringing common sense or good will into a conversation like this. Good grief, may as well follow the rules if he's going to do that.

Hang a deer in your front yard MallardMan.

I've heard of one guy who grass seeded, "I love anal", into his neighbor's yard. It stood out nice and green among the rest
of the front yard.