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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: top cat] #2910510
09/22/19 07:40 PM
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Helena
Originally Posted by top cat
At Scott's last weekend, he was showing 3toe and I around. Cabin has rough cut western cedar walls. Like a dummy I accidently ran my hand down the wall and got a splinter under my finger nail. Hurt like hell. hurt even worse when I had to dig it out when I got home.


You didn’t look like you were in any type of pain after you had a few pulls off that bottle of Weller. smile

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910512
09/22/19 07:41 PM
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Ripping the side off a nail down into the quick. For some reason the sting lasts for days and it makes me madder than a beekeeper with a sore taint.


GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910514
09/22/19 07:42 PM
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North Alabama
The old saying "sticks out like a sore thumb" really rings true for DAYS/WEEKS when you miss the intended nail with a hammer.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910545
09/22/19 08:04 PM
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Chattanooga, Tennessee
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Paper cut when you work in healthcare and use hand sanitizer before and after each patient. I had one last week that was burning me up, finally got some dermabond and and glued over it lol.


Finally deported myself from the peoples republik of Kaliforkistan.
Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910547
09/22/19 08:07 PM
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Guntersville, AL
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I am Cornholio
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Guntersville, AL
Drill bit in the finger and splinter under the fingernail sick


Originally Posted by Patricia Heaton
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.


Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910548
09/22/19 08:10 PM
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N. Bama
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N. Bama
I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week.


Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!!
My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty
I'm the paterfamilias
Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: FurFlyin] #2910561
09/22/19 08:23 PM
09/22/19 08:23 PM
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Lauderdale County
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Lauderdale County
Originally Posted by FurFlyin
When I was beekeeping I ripped the seat of my pants and got 8 stings on the taint.

Y’all come back when you got something


Nope, winner right here!

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: 257wbymag] #2910566
09/22/19 08:27 PM
09/22/19 08:27 PM
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Luverne, AL
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Originally Posted by 257wbymag
I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week.


That is not a minor injury, that is terrible.


Never Trust Government

"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910569
09/22/19 08:27 PM
09/22/19 08:27 PM
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lat 34.09 long -86.13
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Old Mossy Horns
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A few minor injury's but major pains come to mind.

Jammed finger or toe
Splinter under a nail
Scratched eye
#$@%&^* chigger bites
Smashed finger/toe

And the grandaddy mfer of all of the minor injuries I have ever experienced was once when I had Carb Cleaner all over my hands and stepped around behind the house to drain my willie. Never, Ever do that. I had sores that bled and oozed like a blood blister for several days. No nasty women involved, I promise.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910570
09/22/19 08:27 PM
09/22/19 08:27 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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In a Van, down by the River
Dominican Hooker with braces..


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910576
09/22/19 08:32 PM
09/22/19 08:32 PM
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Huntsville
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Huntsville
Stepping on a Lego.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: jono23] #2910581
09/22/19 08:34 PM
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Old Mossy Horns
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Originally Posted by jono23
Stepping on a Lego.


You're probably too young to remember Jacks.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: metalmuncher] #2910591
09/22/19 08:42 PM
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Huntsville
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14 point
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Huntsville
Originally Posted by metalmuncher
Originally Posted by jono23
Stepping on a Lego.


You're probably too young to remember Jacks.


Ha, I have experienced that as well, but figured I'd throw out the classic internet answer.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: jono23] #2910598
09/22/19 08:47 PM
09/22/19 08:47 PM
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Moundville, Al
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40 Year Old Bowhunting Virgin
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Moundville, Al
Originally Posted by jono23
Stepping on a Lego.

You beat me to it my 14 min. Lol.
Stepping on a LEGO and the trailer hitch are my go insane moments.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910599
09/22/19 08:48 PM
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blount county alabama
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Pumpkin
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blount county alabama
Originally Posted by Skinny
Originally Posted by 257wbymag
I know a guy who got his arm ripped off by a combine corn header last week.


That is not a minor injury, that is terrible.

Ill be praying for that gentleman, thats a life changer for sure.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910604
09/22/19 08:50 PM
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Marshall County
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Taser to the thumb..... just go ahead and hit it with a hammer every second for the next 5minutes.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: BCLC] #2910605
09/22/19 08:53 PM
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Montgomery / Luverne
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Originally Posted by BCLC
Cat took a swipe at my Johnson while I was drying off after a shower Caught me on the underside right where business end connects to the drive shaft. Cut was only 1/4in long but I bled like a stuck pig and am physically scarred for life.


Did you kill the cat?

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: BCLC] #2910610
09/22/19 08:56 PM
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Chilton County
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Poppa Jon
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Originally Posted by BCLC
Cat took a swipe at my Johnson while I was drying off after a shower Caught me on the underside right where business end connects to the drive shaft. Cut was only 1/4in long but I bled like a stuck pig and am physically scarred for life.


Taking a shower with ur cat raises a bunch of questions

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910612
09/22/19 09:01 PM
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Orange Beach, AL
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Orange Beach, AL
Fishing line cut to a finger joint.

Re: Minor injuries that hurt like !$#(! [Re: Skinny] #2910615
09/22/19 09:02 PM
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Chelsea, AL
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Old Mossy Horns
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Chelsea, AL
Bee stings to the taint....winner.

But last week I was taking a pan out of the oven. Had oven mit on right hand but like an IDOT I reached in and grabbed the pan with my left hand. Burned all 5 fingers. Hurt for a long while.


"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8

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