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Alaskan bush people
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09/09/19 12:01 PM
09/09/19 12:01 PM
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Clanton, AL
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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I swear it's like a train wreck. I can't stand these inbred, ass backwards morons. Every single one of them are too stupid to pour piss from a boot. But I'm Channel surfing and stop on their show, and I just get stuck there. I'm waiting to see what these idiots fail next.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: Out back]
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09/09/19 12:03 PM
09/09/19 12:03 PM
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Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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I often here references to "pouring piss out of a boot" but have never heard an explanation for why the piss was in the boot to begin with......
Yes, they're awful but I can't help but watch them from time to time.
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: Out back]
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09/09/19 12:03 PM
09/09/19 12:03 PM
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Hartselle, AL
NWALJM
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I've never seen the dad on that show get off his fat rear end to do anything. He had kids so he'd have free labor and they're too simple to figure it out.
Last edited by NWALJM; 09/09/19 12:04 PM.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: GomerPyle]
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09/09/19 12:08 PM
09/09/19 12:08 PM
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Clanton, AL
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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Clanton, AL
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I often here references to "pouring piss out of a boot" but have never heard an explanation for why the piss was in the boot to begin with......
Yes, they're awful but I can't help but watch them from time to time.
Obviously you've never got drunk before church, and had a long winded preacher.
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: GomerPyle]
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09/09/19 12:46 PM
09/09/19 12:46 PM
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Mobile, AL
soalaturkeys
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I often here references to "pouring piss out of a boot" but have never heard an explanation for why the piss was in the boot to begin with......
Think about it. It's the epitomy of lazy. Too lazy to avoid peeing on yourself, and when you do pee yourself, and it gets in your boot, you walk around with it sloshing inside your footware. That. Is. Lazy. See "Won't hit a lick at a snake"...
"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin
Isaiah 40:13-14
RAP is CRAP
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: jrs89]
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09/09/19 12:50 PM
09/09/19 12:50 PM
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
leroycnbucks
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Buc-ee’s Beach Express
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They are either from Munford or wellborn.  Having worked many of days in those two towns I about busted my gut laughing.
Proud Army and ALNG veteran
God Bless America!
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: soalaturkeys]
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09/09/19 12:53 PM
09/09/19 12:53 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
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Northport, AL
GomerPyle
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Northport, AL
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I often here references to "pouring piss out of a boot" but have never heard an explanation for why the piss was in the boot to begin with......
Think about it. It's the epitomy of lazy. Too lazy to avoid peeing on yourself, and when you do pee yourself, and it gets in your boot, you walk around with it sloshing inside your footware. That. Is. Lazy. See "Won't hit a lick at a snake"... Ahhhh ok, I get it now
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: GomerPyle]
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09/09/19 01:10 PM
09/09/19 01:10 PM
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Posts: 18,070
Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
DEADorALIVE
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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I often here references to "pouring piss out of a boot" but have never heard an explanation for why the piss was in the boot to begin with......
Think about it. It's the epitomy of lazy. Too lazy to avoid peeing on yourself, and when you do pee yourself, and it gets in your boot, you walk around with it sloshing inside your footware. That. Is. Lazy. See "Won't hit a lick at a snake"... Ahhhh ok, I get it now Also, the full length version of the quote is "too stupid to pour piss out of a boot, with the instructions written on the heel.", kinda helps to emphasize how stupid XX actually is! 
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back
Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: top cat]
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09/09/19 01:16 PM
09/09/19 01:16 PM
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Clanton, AL
Out back
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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Clanton, AL
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I'd rather watch BBQ Pitmasters  Ahh negative ghost rider. I can't even stop on that channel. Absolutely got to be the most boring crap on TV.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: jrs89]
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09/09/19 01:16 PM
09/09/19 01:16 PM
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RBC, AL
Drake322
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They are either from Munford or wellborn. No. Able Mall area!
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: ParrotHead89]
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09/09/19 01:17 PM
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Clanton, AL
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Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
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Clanton, AL
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I want to buy that one girl braces. Good grief those front teeth. I'd hit it.
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: Out back]
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09/09/19 01:18 PM
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Panhandle Florida
PaschalBD
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One of their boys went off and found somebody to have his baby. Ignorance never stops them from fornicating.
A servant of God and of the Lord Jesus Christ.
USAF Veteran
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Re: Alaskan bush people
[Re: PaschalBD]
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09/09/19 01:19 PM
09/09/19 01:19 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
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Clanton, AL
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Grumpy Old Man
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Clanton, AL
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One of their boys went off and found somebody to have his baby. Ignorance never stops them from fornicating. And one went to rehab and another one bred his sister.
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