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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Coosa1]
#2817830
05/29/19 12:52 PM
05/29/19 12:52 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,139
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,139
Northport, AL
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Before our daughter was born me and the wife could have run up a pretty good tab, now that she's here not so much  The newborn/toddler years are brutal (in that particular regard)....once they're 4ish or so, and can go to the bathroom on their own and generally entertain themselves for longer periods, free time becomes a little easier to come by.
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2817832
05/29/19 12:55 PM
05/29/19 12:55 PM
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Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 16,836
Banana Republic
jb20
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Mar 2018
Posts: 16,836
Banana Republic
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Before our daughter was born me and the wife could have run up a pretty good tab, now that she's here not so much The newborn/toddler years are brutal (in that particular regard)....once they're 4ish or so, and can go to the bathroom on their own and generally entertain themselves for longer periods, free time becomes a little easier to come by. We've had a toddler 11 of the 12 years we been married...it does cut into it some lol
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: GomerPyle]
#2817833
05/29/19 12:56 PM
05/29/19 12:56 PM
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Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,589
Coosa County, AL
Coosa1
SOA Professional
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SOA Professional
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,589
Coosa County, AL
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Before our daughter was born me and the wife could have run up a pretty good tab, now that she's here not so much The newborn/toddler years are brutal (in that particular regard)....once they're 4ish or so, and can go to the bathroom on their own and generally entertain themselves for longer periods, free time becomes a little easier to come by. Yeah no kidding. She's pretty easy for a 9 month old though in the fact that she goes to bed at 7 and sleeps the entire night. But we're usually still too tired to do anything but pass out when we hit the sheets at night.
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: jb20]
#2817836
05/29/19 12:58 PM
05/29/19 12:58 PM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,139
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,139
Northport, AL
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Before our daughter was born me and the wife could have run up a pretty good tab, now that she's here not so much The newborn/toddler years are brutal (in that particular regard)....once they're 4ish or so, and can go to the bathroom on their own and generally entertain themselves for longer periods, free time becomes a little easier to come by. We've had a toddler 11 of the 12 years we been married...it does cut into it some lol If you've had a toddler 11 of the 12 yrs you've been married, you've clearly figured out a way to chisel out some alone time. lol
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Out back]
#2817849
05/29/19 01:14 PM
05/29/19 01:14 PM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,447
Helena
3toe
Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,447
Helena
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Beer Belly]
#2817852
05/29/19 01:19 PM
05/29/19 01:19 PM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,107
Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,107
Chilton County
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My wife said she's broke from the 27th until the 2nd. 😠
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: 3toe]
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05/29/19 01:30 PM
05/29/19 01:30 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
Out back
Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
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Nope. She puts $10 in every day that she doesn't have to see me nekkid. 😆
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Out back]
#2818169
05/29/19 09:22 PM
05/29/19 09:22 PM
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Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 4,753
Moody, AL
willdo22
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 4,753
Moody, AL
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Nope. She puts $10 in every day that she doesn't have to see me nekkid. 😆 At least your birthday will be nice
A mans got to know his limitations.
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Beer Belly]
#2818170
05/29/19 09:26 PM
05/29/19 09:26 PM
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Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 64,022
Luverne, AL
Skinny
GUVNER
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GUVNER
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 64,022
Luverne, AL
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buy her some spelling lessons with the money that goes in that thing.
Never Trust Government
"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Out back]
#2818191
05/29/19 09:50 PM
05/29/19 09:50 PM
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Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,853
West Alabama
Ant67
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 3,853
West Alabama
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Nope. She puts $10 in every day that she doesn't have to see me nekkid. 😆 Aldeer gold. 😁
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: Beer Belly]
#2818219
05/29/19 10:15 PM
05/29/19 10:15 PM
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Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
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I saved the photo and messaged it to the wife.
She said “I don’t give a damn if you get me a birthday present.”
Pretty obvious. Her birthday was earlier this month.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Birthday Gift in the Sex Jar
[Re: JDR4Bama]
#2818256
05/30/19 12:55 AM
05/30/19 12:55 AM
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Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 854
South
Gary08
6 point
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6 point
Joined: Feb 2016
Posts: 854
South
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Chit, my wife forgot what that was for when she ate the cake. I ain't had it since it had me. Pretty sad man. Which arm is it under?
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