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Well....i did it. #2807901
05/15/19 03:08 PM
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Waverly, Ala
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Festus Offline OP
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Waverly, Ala
I Boinked a FAT GIRL!!! I'm not talkin' about just Plump.....I mean Damn FAT!!! Welp.....I did it. She had 2 sets of Titties....Well She had her Titties....and then another set on her Back!! Her Thing looked like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit....Yep....I did it........

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807910
05/15/19 03:21 PM
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Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807913
05/15/19 03:30 PM
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Columbia, SC
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Hahaha! I’ll file this thread under the “I don’t think I’d have told that” label.

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807914
05/15/19 03:35 PM
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Chilton County
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20 pages. When we were young and dumb we did young and dumb stuff.


"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807915
05/15/19 03:36 PM
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Elmore County
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Old Mossy Horns
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And it took how many six packs to getter done ?

Last edited by Frankie; 05/15/19 03:37 PM.
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807921
05/15/19 03:43 PM
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Ourtown, AL
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We’re not dead. We just smell that way. Dayum. - AC870

Yessir! I’m always gonna shoot what makes me happy and I want everyone else to do the same! If you shoot one be proud of it and don’t worry what anyone else thinks. - SJ22
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807923
05/15/19 03:45 PM
05/15/19 03:45 PM
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Slidell, La
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Now you can join James and Outback in a very elite Club. One nobody in their right mind wants to join. Much less announce it on the WORLD WIDE WEB! loco


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807924
05/15/19 03:46 PM
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Remlap
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Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?


Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Reno] #2807925
05/15/19 03:50 PM
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Dothan/Hartford,Al
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Originally Posted by Reno

Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?


Just damn


Only accurate rifles are interesting.
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807926
05/15/19 03:50 PM
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Chilton
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Chilton
beers

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Reno] #2807927
05/15/19 03:52 PM
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Northport, AL
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Originally Posted by Reno

Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?

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There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807933
05/15/19 04:01 PM
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Earth
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Had a friend of mine that loved him some fat girls.
He said they would do everything they could to impress you.
There would always be breakfast.
And everything you grabbed felt like a boob.


"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."

"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Reno] #2807940
05/15/19 04:07 PM
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Opp Alabama
Originally Posted by Reno

Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?

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Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Reno] #2807942
05/15/19 04:10 PM
05/15/19 04:10 PM
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Hartselle, AL
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Originally Posted by Reno
Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?

[Linked Image]

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807944
05/15/19 04:11 PM
05/15/19 04:11 PM
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Helena
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3toe Offline
Talking Turkey
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Helena
she said she thought she was pregnant, turns out she was just constipated.

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807948
05/15/19 04:25 PM
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In a Van, down by the River
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In a Van, down by the River
They're not fat unless you roll over twice and you're still on top of her..


Life is a journey. Make sure and bring plenty of Beer.

My luck has been so bad lately, it could be raining pussies and I'd catch one with a dick broke off in it.
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807956
05/15/19 04:36 PM
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LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807957
05/15/19 04:38 PM
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Madison County
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Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas: sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.
Re: Well....i did it. [Re: Festus] #2807960
05/15/19 04:40 PM
05/15/19 04:40 PM
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etowah co.
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Nothing wrong with doing the boar hog shuffle with a fat girl. Just find a roll that feels good and get busy. Just so some of yall know, big girls may have a lot of possum but skinny girls are all possum.

Re: Well....i did it. [Re: 87dixieboy] #2807962
05/15/19 04:44 PM
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Chilton County
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Chilton County
Originally Posted by 87dixieboy
Originally Posted by Reno

Did you have to hit her with some flour to find the wet spot?


Just damn

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