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Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783659 04/12/19 01:48 PM 04/12/19 01:48 PM
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,856 Buc-ee’s Beach Express leroycnbucks Freak of Nature
leroycnbucks Freak of Nature Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 24,856 Buc-ee’s Beach Express	This thread is disgusting. Proud Army and ALNG veteran God Bless America!

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Coosa1] #2783660 04/12/19 01:48 PM 04/12/19 01:48 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 52,337 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen James Freak of Nature
James Freak of Nature Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 52,337 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen	Originally Posted by Coosa1 Originally Posted by James The Beach. Just gotta remember to kick some sand on it like a cat True! But don't let your giggle berries touch the water 😲 Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: leroycnbucks] #2783661 04/12/19 01:49 PM 04/12/19 01:49 PM
Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 52,337 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen James Freak of Nature
James Freak of Nature Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 52,337 Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen	Originally Posted by leroycnbucks This thread is disgusting. Says the feller with Old Mossy Balls 🤣🤣🤣 Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783663 04/12/19 01:51 PM 04/12/19 01:51 PM
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Coosa1 SOA Professional Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,594 Coosa County, AL	What's y'alls record turd without it breaking off? Mine's 14 3/8"

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783664 04/12/19 01:54 PM 04/12/19 01:54 PM
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Goatkiller 14 point Joined: Jul 2010 Posts: 9,191 B'ham	Dam.... how many rest rings did that take? No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: bama1971] #2783665 04/12/19 01:54 PM 04/12/19 01:54 PM
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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 20,176 Northport, AL	Originally Posted by bama1971 Originally Posted by Coosa1 I can't use a public toilet. I'm too afraid that my weenie is gonna accidentally touch the seat and I'll end up with some sort of disease. I thought you were going to say water and that you were just braggin 2 guys pissing off a bridge....Guy #1 says "damn that water's cold...." Guy #2 says "yep, deep too...." There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783667 04/12/19 01:56 PM 04/12/19 01:56 PM
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inatree 14 point Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 6,648 Trussville Alabama	Women's bathroom at Goo Goo carwashes. We only have 1 or 2 women's working in them. Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783676 04/12/19 01:59 PM 04/12/19 01:59 PM
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AC870 Old Mossy Horns Joined: Nov 2014 Posts: 16,498 Guntersville	Oakmulgee. This mud hole. Last edited by AC870; 04/12/19 02:00 PM. “Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.” On the distance I like to walk to my stands: “The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783678 04/12/19 02:00 PM 04/12/19 02:00 PM
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Reloader79 Bitch Peas, I'm a Kitty Whisperer R Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,241 Behind your shadow	Beside the highway on a good dirt road. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Bluetick serpentines around green fields and rock spit a lease

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783680 04/12/19 02:00 PM 04/12/19 02:00 PM
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Booger OP Picker Joined: Apr 2012 Posts: 6,897 Tuscaloosa	If y’all don’t mind including the exact location of you’re recommended fecal depository it could save someone a pair of underwear and their pride. BTW, this thread should be a sticky because of it’s obvious value. Last edited by Booger; 04/12/19 02:00 PM. GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: eclipse829] #2783684 04/12/19 02:02 PM 04/12/19 02:02 PM
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bdw32 6 point B Joined: Dec 2017 Posts: 1,149 Wetumpka, Al	Originally Posted by eclipse829 Any eating establishment in Gulf Shores/Orange Beach. No!!! All are ok EXCEPT the Mexican places. Don’t go there.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: GomerPyle] #2783685 04/12/19 02:03 PM 04/12/19 02:03 PM
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bama1971 10 point B Joined: Aug 2018 Posts: 3,884 Montgomery, Alabama	Originally Posted by GomerPyle Originally Posted by bama1971 Originally Posted by Coosa1 I can't use a public toilet. I'm too afraid that my weenie is gonna accidentally touch the seat and I'll end up with some sort of disease. I thought you were going to say water and that you were just braggin 2 guys pissing off a bridge....Guy #1 says "damn that water's cold...." Guy #2 says "yep, deep too...." buddy of mine who played SEC football said he had a teammate they called "wrist watch", he got curious and asked why. Said that the guys wiener was so big that when he took a dump, to keep it out of the water he had to flip it over his arm like a wrist watch.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783689 04/12/19 02:04 PM 04/12/19 02:04 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,111 Chilton County Morris Poppa Jon
Morris Poppa Jon Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,111 Chilton County	Home Depot’s are good. Some of the guys that have known me a while probably remember quite a few videos of me flipping off the lights while someone was in there dropping one. Once I was in the end stall minding my own business.(Home Dept Galleria Hoover) I heard the door open and heard what sounded like a large fellow breathing heavy walking in. Well of ALL the other open stalls he comes to the one right next to me. He gets in there and struggles around a bit a plops down. The size of this guys ankles I can’t believe he even fit in there and got turned around. His ankles were bigger than my waist.I had already completed my mission and me being somewhat evil and was waiting to strike. When he turned rap music on his phone I knew retaliation was in order. When I knew he was completely committed I went mobile. As I exited the bathroom video camera rolling I hit the lights. That mofo come unglued and I took off. Probably 3-4 steps I was at the front of the store. I sat out in my truck waiting. From the look on this mans face when he finally exited store 25 min later I knew it was him. His expression he was looking to kill everyone. He picked a different stall that might not have happened....well yeah it would have🤣

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: bama1971] #2783695 04/12/19 02:06 PM 04/12/19 02:06 PM
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GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 20,176 Northport, AL	Originally Posted by bama1971 buddy of mine who played SEC football said he had a teammate they called "wrist watch", he got curious and asked why. Said that the guys wiener was so big that when he took a dump, to keep it out of the water he had to flip it over his arm like a wrist watch. Last edited by GomerPyle; 04/12/19 02:06 PM. There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: eclipse829] #2783697 04/12/19 02:07 PM 04/12/19 02:07 PM
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jrs89 10 point Joined: May 2015 Posts: 4,403 Calhoun County	Originally Posted by eclipse829 Any eating establishment in Gulf Shores/Orange Beach. There isn’t anywhere to eat down there.

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: AC870] #2783704 04/12/19 02:11 PM 04/12/19 02:11 PM
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,111 Chilton County Morris Poppa Jon
Morris Poppa Jon Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 15,111 Chilton County	Originally Posted by AC870 Oakmulgee. This mud hole. 🤣🤣

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: AC870] #2783710 04/12/19 02:14 PM 04/12/19 02:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 20,176 Northport, AL GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
GomerPyle Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru Joined: Aug 2014 Posts: 20,176 Northport, AL	Originally Posted by AC870 Oakmulgee. This mud hole. Hell, it smelled like someone already had... There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world: 1. All Politicians Are Liars 2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement 3. Taxation Is Theft

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: GomerPyle] #2783711 04/12/19 02:15 PM 04/12/19 02:15 PM
Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,594 Coosa County, AL Coosa1 SOA Professional
Coosa1 SOA Professional Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 4,594 Coosa County, AL	Originally Posted by GomerPyle Originally Posted by AC870 Oakmulgee. This mud hole. Hell, it smelled like someone already had... Nah that was just your chitty driving

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783714 04/12/19 02:17 PM 04/12/19 02:17 PM
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Rmart30 10 point R Joined: Apr 2013 Posts: 4,632 Alabama	hotels for sure, courthouses or public library. Ive hit them all. Worst ones are usually mexican places and chinese buffets. And lets not even talk about portolets and the blue water splash back. Ethical behavior is doing the right thing when no one else is watching - even when doing the wrong thing is legal. Aldo Leopold .. (except when it comes to trailer tags)

Re: Where's the best public restroom to drop a deuce? [Re: Booger] #2783715 04/12/19 02:17 PM 04/12/19 02:17 PM
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CeeHawk37 10 point Joined: Jun 2013 Posts: 3,011 Columbia, SC	Dillard’s is always a go to if there is one close. Usually sees very little use by men and typically is clean. Almost as good as going at home.

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