I keep a small spray can of Lysol in my truck for just such emergencies. You never know when the pain is going to hit or where you’ll have to go so a fella needs to be prepared for just such an emergency

Bucees or Chick FilA

Home Depot and chick fila

I have a friend who will only take a squat at Hampton Inn's lobby ?

If you drive a route or at least drive in the same areas day after days you'll find and cull the bad ones while remembering the clean places.

This picture has me laughing uncontrollably remembering an accident I worked on the Interstate years ago. This man got into a bad wreck towing a huge boat that he just finished filling up with diesel. No one was hurt in the accident but he damaged his boat and spilled over 100 gallons of diesel in the median. He had enough issues dealing with environmental folks but he kept complaining he had to take a dump. All of a sudden he climbs up on his boat and pulls out a portable tank toilet and sets it down in the median. He then proceeded to drop his drawers and take a dump in front of everyone from LEOs to fire and all the cars that drove by watching him. He just waved at em. Guess it beat Sharting yourself.

Lowe's has some toilets on display. Normaly not many people in that section. Bet you can get away with it

I wasn't lying.

They go the extra mile in bathroom design, and cleanliness.

They have some pretty clever billboards along I-10 advertising the store, too...along with the crappers.

It's a regular stop of ours when traveling both to and from Disney World several times a year. They have a Dunkin Donuts in the store which is great for coffee and a snack along the way. We usually leave the house at 3am when heading down, and get to the Busy Bee around 8:30-9am (with the time change). Perfect place to get gas, wake up the wife and son, drain the lizard, and get breakfast.

FIFY

Side the road.

kfc has to have the worst bathrooms there have ever been in the history of public bathrooms

Y’all need to get an Off-road Commode.

Some of y'all already know the story about the game warden and the mudshark.

For those who don't, it was posted by the late Guntersville bass guide Troy Jens on the old Bass Fishing Home Page back in the 2000s. It was reposted on other fishing chat rooms including the Texas Fishing Forum.

This is it:


MUDSHARK by Troy Jens

Talk about a bad day. While fishing in a cove that had lots of houses close by and a few boats within sight, the ol' mud-shark started barkin'. Bad breath too. No big deal I thought till it crept out and drew a picture in the bottom of my skivees. In panic I hopped up onto the back deck, covered myself with a life-jacket, popped open the livewell lid and dropped ol' muddy right into the port box.


Pretty slick I thought till I realized I had no squatwipe. Well, my skivs were ruined anyhow so I used what was left of them. I put a few bullet weights in the skivs, tossed them over the side and gave them a good salute as they sank slowely toward the bottom.


While I was digging through a storage box for a minnow net to release ol' muddy I heard a boat pull up. NO KIDDING, it was THE MAN! He asked how I was doin' and I told him I was just "hangin'". He went through the usual routine, life jacket, fishing license, etc.. Then he asked if he could look in my live-well. I stuttered in disbelief that I hadn't caught any fish and said "you don't have to look in there do ya"? He got real suspicious and a little snotty.


I took offense to his attitude and said alright, then pointed to the port live- well lid. He opened the lid, stared in for a moment, slammed the lid down, looked up at me and said, "what the HELL is that"? I said "sir, that is a mud-shark. I'll put it on the rule if you want but I'm pretty sure it'll measure". The scowl on his face was PRICELESS!


He hopped out of my rig, mumbled that he would write a ticket for that if he could and tore off. Laughing myself to tears I took the minnow net and released ol' muddy over a brush-pile. I "hung out" in the cove for a while longer and went home. That live-well is pretty comfy. I may just have to install a magazine rack in my boat.

Any gas station that has an “out of order” sign on the door.

The employees are trying to keep it clean for themselves.

I know about every two trail road in NW Fl, and I don't hesitate to use them.

x2

Miss ole Troy. He was a good one.

Motherhood & Maternity. I think I took the restroom's virginity.

There is a Love's along Corridor X that wishes I will never pass that way again.