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gotta be smarter than the chainsaw #2745722 02/22/19 09:36 PM 02/22/19 09:36 PM
Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama strikeu OP 8 point
strikeu OP 8 point Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama	didn't get stitches. maybe needed them but we'll see. Safety alert: ALWAYS keep 2 hands on the chainsaw.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745724 02/22/19 09:37 PM 02/22/19 09:37 PM
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama 257wbymag Boo Boo Head
257wbymag Boo Boo Head Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 38,489 N. Bama	City folk Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745729 02/22/19 09:38 PM 02/22/19 09:38 PM
Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama strikeu OP 8 point
strikeu OP 8 point Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama	trying to do too many things at once...didn't have a helper, LOL

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745735 02/22/19 09:40 PM 02/22/19 09:40 PM
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 8,949 Between the coosa and cahaba ! !shiloh! 14 point
!shiloh! 14 point ! Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 8,949 Between the coosa and cahaba	Only takes a second! Don't feel bad . I got a big red circle on my belly from a wire brush on a grinder. ggg

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745736 02/22/19 09:41 PM 02/22/19 09:41 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 20,017 PDL, Fl T timbercruiser Freak of Nature
timbercruiser Freak of Nature T Joined: May 2011 Posts: 20,017 PDL, Fl	I cut my bluejeans about half way around my thigh years ago with a chainsaw and only had a small scratch.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745738 02/22/19 09:42 PM 02/22/19 09:42 PM
Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama strikeu OP 8 point
strikeu OP 8 point Joined: Dec 2018 Posts: 2,070 Alabama	it was a knucklehead move for sure, trying to cut and lift at the same time...bad idea. just wanted to remind folks. chainsaws bite.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745742 02/22/19 09:45 PM 02/22/19 09:45 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,721 NW AL H Hayzeus 8 point
Hayzeus 8 point H Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,721 NW AL	I've bled more than that from my eyeball.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745747 02/22/19 09:46 PM 02/22/19 09:46 PM
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL Out back Grumpy Old Man
Out back Grumpy Old Man Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL	Never use your genitals to stop a moving chain My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745761 02/22/19 09:53 PM 02/22/19 09:53 PM
Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,383 Andalusia sanderson 8 point
sanderson 8 point Joined: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,383 Andalusia	Folks get bit messing with chainsaws 3 things that define what kind of person a man is: women, money, and deer

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745777 02/22/19 10:05 PM 02/22/19 10:05 PM
Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 36,226 alabama BhamFred Freak of Nature
BhamFred Freak of Nature Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 36,226 alabama	done it twice. First time I damn near cut my leg off(all the way to the femur bone) and second time took twenty stitches. Both times trimming a small twisted branch the size of yer thumb. I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted..... proud Cracker-Americaan muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745783 02/22/19 10:06 PM 02/22/19 10:06 PM
Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,241 Behind your shadow R Reloader79 Bitch Peas, I'm a Kitty Whisperer
Reloader79 Bitch Peas, I'm a Kitty Whisperer R Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,241 Behind your shadow	Wear you some chaps and this won’t happen. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Bluetick serpentines around green fields and rock spit a lease

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: Reloader79] #2745787 02/22/19 10:09 PM 02/22/19 10:09 PM
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL Out back Grumpy Old Man
Out back Grumpy Old Man Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 30,910 Clanton, AL	Originally Posted by Reloader79 Wear you some chaps and this won’t happen. You'll just have a heat stroke instead. My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745792 02/22/19 10:12 PM 02/22/19 10:12 PM
Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 6,246 somewhere around 112. S slippinlipjr I make Calds fer a livin
slippinlipjr I make Calds fer a livin S Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 6,246 somewhere around 112.	That there is precisely why I am in business. Except with tablesaws and not with chain saws. Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+Z thesharkguard.com

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: slippinlipjr] #2745803 02/22/19 10:20 PM 02/22/19 10:20 PM
Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 8,949 Between the coosa and cahaba ! !shiloh! 14 point
!shiloh! 14 point ! Joined: Jun 2016 Posts: 8,949 Between the coosa and cahaba	I know quite a few folks that have been bit by a table saw. Saw a Mexican nearly lose 3 digits trying to rip a piece of hardwood on a miter saw. ggg

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745819 02/22/19 10:26 PM 02/22/19 10:26 PM
Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 664 Here C Chiller 4 point
Chiller 4 point C Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 664 Here	If you don't need stitches. Go buy some "new skin" from the store. It will heal in no time. Just be ready to feel the healing.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745825 02/22/19 10:28 PM 02/22/19 10:28 PM
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 4,534 limestone al scrape 10 point
scrape 10 point Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 4,534 limestone al	your gonna need some stitches for them britches

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745827 02/22/19 10:29 PM 02/22/19 10:29 PM
Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 21,788 USA R Remington270 Freak of Nature
Remington270 Freak of Nature R Joined: Nov 2011 Posts: 21,788 USA	One word: Kevlar chaps. Ok, two words.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: Out back] #2745835 02/22/19 10:38 PM 02/22/19 10:38 PM
Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,241 Behind your shadow R Reloader79 Bitch Peas, I'm a Kitty Whisperer
Reloader79 Bitch Peas, I'm a Kitty Whisperer R Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 5,241 Behind your shadow	Originally Posted by Out back Originally Posted by Reloader79 Wear you some chaps and this won’t happen. You'll just have a heat stroke instead. Yea they are hot, but better than bleeding out from a serious cut. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. Bluetick serpentines around green fields and rock spit a lease

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: strikeu] #2745847 02/22/19 10:48 PM 02/22/19 10:48 PM
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,331 Alabama W whack-n-stack Booner
whack-n-stack Booner W Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,331 Alabama	Crazy thing about being colorblind, is that it looks like you just spilled oil on your pants to me.

Re: gotta be smarter than the chainsaw [Re: whack-n-stack] #2745854 02/22/19 10:55 PM 02/22/19 10:55 PM
Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,721 NW AL H Hayzeus 8 point
Hayzeus 8 point H Joined: Aug 2012 Posts: 1,721 NW AL	Originally Posted by whack-n-stack Crazy thing about being colorblind, is that it looks like you just spilled oil on your pants to me. It's just the new $200 designer jeans.

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