So...I've been knee deep in paperwork and office work today. Sucks but it is part of the job that is important too. (And yes you know who..I worked on your stuff today!)
Sometimes your mind begins to wander and it's time for a break from the desk.

So play along and assume you have no other options.

If you had to do one of these things...which one would you choose? Would you rather...?

1. Have to choke a wild full grown Mountain Lion (not a cougar, that's a different topic)?

2. With no weapon of any kind, in a remote wilderness...Kick a sow grizzly in the face while she has 2 cubs with her?

3. Walk nude through an Amazon tributary full of actively feeding piranhas with a cut on your butt cheek?

4. Take IPhone and technology classes from Leroycnbucks?

5. Stick your pecker in a yellow jacket hole?

There's just not a good option. I think I'd try the Mountain Lion.

😉
Definitely, the mountain lion.

#4

6. Shave a lion's ass with a rusty razor.

Talk with any liberal.

I don't know Leroy, but I have taken stupid boring classes and they left no permanent scars, so I'd take that option.

5

3

I'll take the classes, but the Mountain Lion would make a cool story if you don't become cat shat.

6. Tell my friends I shoot a 6.5 Credemore

#5 sounds promising! I'd show that swole up bastage to everyone 😆😆😆

#2. I ninjan kick her in the forehead and she’d be out cold.

You’d have dark honey on it already for sure. Please have some video ur escape. Lmao

#4 and teach leroy sum stuff he aint heard of

All but # 4.

One, two, three. 4

#5 then bore the neighbors wife 30 over

Mountain lion