I dated a girl in highschool with the last name of Duck. Her parents actually named her little brother Donald. That was just mean.

Had another classmate in HS named Francis Forrest Butts III. He went by Corky. He later became an officer in the Air Force. I can just see the guys now, "Good morning Major Butts!"

I worked for a guy once named Richard Head.

I knew Donald. They lived in Montgomery around 1981. Dalraida to be specific.

Michael Hunt....

There was a pretty well known woman in Texas history named Ima Hogg, which isn't quite as bad to read as it is to hear spoken.

Ima Hogg

Worked with a lady, that named her kids Passion and Love. Her last name was "Marks"

I heard a guy named his kids Crymson Tyde and Allie Bama.

Well to HS with a Guy named Peter...last name Stroker

I have a friend named John Screws.

Once worked for a woman named Anita Glasscock.

I had a drinking buddy years ago that was named Dave Head and had a brother names Richard.

A coach from my high school last name was Davidson and he named his kid Harley.

I went to church with a lady when I was a kid and her name was Rose Witha and her maiden name was thorn.

My aunt taught school at Selma high and she had a student back in the early 90's that was name Sh!thead and pronounced Shi-Thead.

Sounds like a lie but I promise it's true. There was an old man that lived in a small town I grew up in named Master Bates.

Yeah? I had a kid on one of my little league teams named Mikey Dicks. Not as bad as it could be?

His mom's name was Candi. Wonderful lady, looked like a '55 Cadillac coming at you....

Did you date Donna?

A girl I went to school with her name was Anita Head

Had an employee once who named her daughter - Tangerina. She said if it had been a boy his name would have been Tangerine.

I have a good buddy who is a special forces 1st SGT at Ft, Benning. He named their son Huckleberry. It is actually on the birth certificate.

My 7th grade algebra teacher was named Linda Screws.

My box sales manager was named Bob White.

I worked a service dept for a smalll GM dealership along time ago. A customer of ours was Harry Peters.

New a kid named repabateis bibbs. Was from courtland. I'm sure I didn't spell it right.


Also a kid that goes to our church name is hill. First name blue. Middle name berry. This is no lie. He's only 10-11 years old. Blue Berry Hill. He goes by blue.

Had a client not long ago whose name was Lemon.