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Re: Dixieland delight!!
[Re: Moodyc24]
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10/12/18 02:46 PM
10/12/18 02:46 PM
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Clem
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Alternate version for the Updyke Nation:
Spend my dollar (I'm unemployed!) Parked in a holler 'neath the mountain moonlight (Makin' twenny dollars!) Hold her uptight (Wait, Her?) Make a little lovin' (With Bobby Joe!) A little turtle dovin' on a Mason Dixon night (Purty mouth!) That's my life (On my knees!) Oh so right (With Bobby Joe!) My Dixieland Deeelight!
Last edited by Clem; 10/12/18 03:43 PM.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
[Re: Moodyc24]
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10/12/18 04:06 PM
10/12/18 04:06 PM
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Clem
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LOL Payback will be hell, I know.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
[Re: Moodyc24]
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10/12/18 05:30 PM
10/12/18 05:30 PM
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257wbymag
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Wait Clem. Gotta add meth and no teeth in there somewhere
Quietly killing turkeys where youre not!!! My tank full of give a fraks been runnin on empty I'm the paterfamilias
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
[Re: 257wbymag]
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10/12/18 05:33 PM
10/12/18 05:33 PM
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AU338MAG
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Wait Clem. Gotta add meth and no teeth in there somewhere And a double wide trailer.
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
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10/12/18 05:37 PM
10/12/18 05:37 PM
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Phil_Army
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Spend my dollar (on Gus) Parked in a holler neath the mountain moonlight (4th & 8) Hold her up tight (blame the refs) Make a little lovin' (with Kevin Steele) A little turtle dovin' on a Mason-Dixon night (War Eagle anyways)
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
[Re: Moodyc24]
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10/12/18 06:10 PM
10/12/18 06:10 PM
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Clem
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Nice try, Phil, but that doesn't even make sense.
Just go play with yourself yelling Roh Tahd Roh until kickoff tomorrow. You'll have a better time doing that than struggling to be creative.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
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10/12/18 06:13 PM
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Clem
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Wait Clem. Gotta add meth and no teeth in there somewhere And a double wide trailer. Not sure they could concentrate long enough to read or understand a second verse.
Last edited by Clem; 10/12/18 06:14 PM.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
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10/12/18 08:04 PM
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AU338MAG
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Spend my dollar (on Gus) Parked in a holler neath the mountain moonlight (4th & 8) Hold her up tight (blame the refs) Make a little lovin' (with Kevin Steele) A little turtle dovin' on a Mason-Dixon night (War Eagle anyways) Pathetic. Crawl back in your hole...
Dying ain't much of a living boy...Josey Wales
Molon Labe
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
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10/12/18 08:30 PM
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Clem
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Roh! /WhattaFineDoubleWide/
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: Dixieland delight!!
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10/12/18 11:56 PM
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MC21
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That's stupid and not a realistic expectation. If they would just change F*** to Screw Auburn they would probably be ok. That tweet was 100% a joke. I laughed my a$$ off when I saw it. Bless Auburn
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