Yep, we have a winner.

I'm a certified food consumption specialist with a PhD in blowing a toilet slap off the flange

I started playing drums at 12, and played in bands till almost 40. Really only thing I was ever good at.

Is being an asshole a talent?

I hope you don't think you have an exclusive on that round here.

Yep

What!!!

Offshore fishing tackle. I probably knew how to make bottom fishing rigs before I could tie my shoes. I must be pretty good a rigging ballyhoo because nobody else on the ever does it but me. lol

I think mine is probably data discovery/reverse engineering other people's databases and using a computer to automate mundane human processes. Also the ability to speak geek when needed but still feel comfortable running a chainsaw and driving a tractor.

Jeremy

I’m real good at wiping my ass.

I’m out of practice now but I was extremely good at making other people a lot of money 😀

Killing turkeys, it’s the only thing I consider myself to be good at.

Construction. Not bragging but I can build just about anything. Self taught on a lot of stuff, as I’m really good at figuring stuff out that I don’t know how to do, but I also get it from being around my dad and grand dad. They were both excellent carpenters. My father-in-law says if I don’t know how to do something, just tell me I can’t. I’m stubborn enough to figure it out then. I guess just out of spite.

I pick a little guitar and sing at church and small get togethers. I’m an electrician, and if your Harris Sigma, Platinum, or GatesAir Maxiva TV transmitter goes down I’ll get you back on air in no time. Bout all I got.

Day Dreaming aka navel gazing

I started working at a wore out Asphalt Plant in Highschool one summer. I was as green as you get. I ran after a Crescent wrench one day to adjust the belt I was supposed to be cleaning because it was tracking wrong. I had learned holding a flashlight from Dad basic mechanics so it looked easy. They saw me running with the wrench and shut the plant down. I showed them what I thought they watched, smiled and let me adjust it and it save me a ton of shoveling. They let me expiriment and go to town after that. I learned how to work on and run wore out equipment from old Cat 950 loaders to skidsteers and actually mastered a dang Case Backhoe with John Deeres wobble stick controls. Went from there to my own business paving and fixing all our old wore out stuff as well. Finally went back to college and got an MIS degree and started in Software Development. That led to another business in computer repair and back into Developing. I tell people regularly and have even brought it up on Job interviews. I feel like a Jack of all Trades and a master at none, but if I can't solve the problem I can figure out what needs done regardless.

Otherwise I'm just a part time drunk that can't hunt for crap no matter who I try to learn from.

Jack of all master of none.

I was always taught to be good at many things,,,, but , I'd have to say my ambidextrous abilities have contributed greatly to a lot of my success.

I'm the willing that is being led by the un-knowing & am doing the impossible for the un-grateful.I have done so much for so long & for so many & for so little that I am now qualified to do anything with nothing.

This got me reminiscing I'm from the Dakotas on both sides My close distant family Homesteaded. I've alway's wondered if just being a "good hand" came natural to me. We moved here when I was 6 in 1978. My Dad was a miner and he worked underground here for 40 years until he retired. Any miner will tell you that a good miner can figure out about anything and he taught me that. When I was little, He was at work all the time and barely home when I was awake but when he was, I'd get in his old leather Redwings and walk around and dig through his metal lunch pail. I still remember how it smelt like Redman and Skoal wintergreen. He's 71 now and still tough as nails and I'd never touch him. He's a gentle guy but mean as a snake if it comes to it.

That’s good stuff!