I dated a lady and her daughter was a DZ. When she was home she would walk around in panties and her bra in front of me and finally on day as she was prancing around in front of me and I was checking her out, her mother said, "Don't you wish my ass looked like that?"

I was like... "Yeah!"

That's why you don't go to California. Nothing good comes from it.

"Get your hand out of my bra!" I hate that one.

Mature deer/buck

Were you worried it was a trick question?

A good friend of the DZ I dated was dating a guy who lived on the 3rd floor across the way from me at University Downs. Mine was crazy but this girl was completely nuts. I was sitting outside on my deck one day having a beer and started hearing this screaming. It was coming from his apartment. I hear him and her yelling. I don't know what happened but next thing I know he's locked out of his own apartment and she's on his deck throwing his clothes (literally everyone of them he owned) off the deck. He comes stomping down the stairs in his boots and boxers and starts picking up his shame. It was terrible...funny, but terrible.

LMAO...that, and "I'm going to call the police!"

"That doesn't go there!" Sorry

The dems at work saying "you so messy"...lol

Or hot mess

“Bud”. As in “Thanks Bud”, “Sure thing Bud”. Also when someone says “down there” and/or “up there” but use those when referring to the opposite direction.
Guy I hunt with will always say “hey you going down to the club?” Our club is north of us.

I used to go to church with a lady that wasn't all there mentally. What she wanted to say was, "I'm just saying". What kept coming out was, "Am just said". Said it all the time. Drove me crazy.

"Does that make sense?"

Blah blah blah cross fit.

When a man says "to die for" I immediately know they are gay even if they don't.

That was so surreal


Thinking Out of the box

Can't remember ever hearing a feller say "to die for". That would raise the rainbow flag alright.

"I just spit xxxxx on my keyboard" or ''xxxx just shot out of my nose I laughed so hard" whenever somebody post something even the least bit funny. Those things may happen, but I'm willing to bet 99% of the time that they are posted the poster realy didn't.

I know of three times on this board, alone.

That one is bad.

"Catch 22" my boss says it ALL the time and every time he says it just like this "it's kind of a, well what do they call that......a catch 22 as they say..." I don't know if it's the actual phrase that bothers me so bad or the fact that he pauses before he says it like he has to think about it. I want to say you don't have to think about it you say it 10 times a day.

1)I think he needs another year
2)How old you think he is
3)Shooter or not
4)I hate ballistic tips