Does anyone know a guy who has stands out at oakmulgee who climbs in his tree using spikes on his feet and a lineman’s belt one stand has been a funnel at oakmulgee for years and the guy uses spikes on his feet to get in and out of the tree. It must be a kill stand because it’s been there over 5 years and he uses it regular ....

Depends, where is it?

It’s an older mans stand . It’s 1/4 mile off the road where a big swamp meets a hardwood ridge.

Ok..and what do you want to know about it?

Im old and cant walk far...ole retired lineman... using a "guidos dang web"!

closest tree I could climb.

Yall want to share it or somethin???

My ole 73 yo butt aint going far...think you can help me climb to where I used to young un???

Im only 12 ft off the ground now..fraid to get higher!

aint you young enough to walk further in without crowding me for lawds sake..or you just fat?

and I aint ever kilt one out of there young un. Im just old and cant go fur. Dang...you cant walk???

If i do you fixing to help me drag it? or you just want to crowd me out???

Dang, I cant go no closer to the truck without the dang warden hassling me.

Kill tree? I wish young un. Get ur dang boots on and freaking walk ok boy?

Give him hell.

Dang kids these days. Afraid to work... MUST BE A KILL STAND!

WTH is a kill stand?? Freakin kids these days. Ya cant FIX STUPID!

Like I tolt him..only thing fixing to die there is my ole 73 yr old arse...but at least my wife knows where to find me. As fur as she lets me go!

Dang kids these days.

Kill stand just because my ole arse is there???

A funnel? A KILL STAND!??!

Why..cuz Im there..?

Thats sorry as shucks!

go find ur own son..Im too ole to deal with this Mess!

And try to stop riding other folks boot straps boy.

Make ur own tracks in this big ole world..like I used to when I was full of piss and vinegar and ur dang age!

you go and HUNT in there boy and get you one..good luck too!

but dont yall go crowding out and ole man just cause Ive been there 7 yrs in the same dang tree.

Aint you got no shame???

Just cuz someone esle has been there..gotta be a KILL TREE..you cant find youre own dang place? Its a big forest whipper snapper!

Go and LOOK for your own dang place ok???

Ill be there tomorrow am ..yall just cmon on by and say hi...

Glad it’s funny to you. Found it scouting on my own. Only found the stand after I climbed up after a week or so of hunting . It’s very concealed . No way it’s your stand . Person is a lot smarter who hung this set

What in the cornbread hell is going on here

Lmao, I need a kill tree on wheels so I can just move it around.

Some old timer who just learned how to use a key board got excited is what it looks like

Oh boy, you really are about to get an education...

Oh lord this is going to be a train wreck

LOL...I was there this am son a waiting. Didnt see you, but I did get a pretty good buck from the ole KILL TREE.

Just learned to use a keyboard? Dang son, I thought you did with only 8 posts.

But my ole tail is too tired to argue with some young un over hunting. Have to take a geritol, and my blood sugars down after dragging that buck out, and my dang dentures been bothering me all morning.

I ate one of them darn snicker candi bars and it was just about frozen.

Couple fine young men came and helped me. I was hoping you were one. But they said theyd seen me up there before and just let me hunt and figured it was my regular spot.

They said theyd never crowd out an old guy. Like I said couple fine young men!

I have another one..but that ones closer to the road, and dont see much there.

I got a bum leg too..so dragging that rascal out woulda been tough without em.

Good luck, and I know mama is gonna lay out a big spread, so yall can go on in the tonite and hunt, Im not gonna be there.

And if you see any them dang Coyotes coming in and hitting that gut pile you bust em good!

Too many of them stinking nasty things around.

A lot smarter then me? maybe.

I never even made it through hi skool son, had to go work. But while I aint all big on that skooling, one thing I am smart about is big bucks.

So yall found my spot, and I will admit it is a good one, at the right time.

Ill show you just how good, I shot a lot of these rascals down there over the years:

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So maybe I aint as dumb as you think young un. You got any like that yet?

Man I'm jealous. Where can I get a killing tree like that? Bass pro? Cabelas? Sports academy?

I did see one on the Birmingham Craigslist thing a while back...