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PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
#2302295
11/22/17 12:41 PM
11/22/17 12:41 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,095
Chelsea, AL
straycat
OP
Old Mossy Horns
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OP
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 19,095
Chelsea, AL
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Those of us over age 40 understand that unnecessary and unwanted hair will grow at incomprehensible rates in the nostrils and ears for some reason. Just part of life at middle age. This PSA is all about plucking nose hairs.
DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT decide to pull a wily nose hair when in heavy Hoover traffic on Hwy 31. Sometimes that hair is rooted SO DEEP it connects to your brain and tear ducts. So I feel this tickle in my nose around noon today heading from Pelham to Hoover. I check and decide..aha..gonna get you sucker. So I'm able to get a hold and give it a big jerk. My Lord...the pain shot through me and my eyes watered up and I actually ran off the road and into the right grass ditch. The SOG was long, thick and rooted in my medulla oblongata apparently.
So if you need to do some on the road grooming, wait until you are at a red light with parking brake engaged. My PSA for the day.
Last edited by straycat; 11/22/17 12:44 PM.
"The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever." Isaiah 40:8
"Neither the wisest constitution nor the wisest laws will secure the liberty and happiness of a people whose manners are universally corrupt.� Samuel Adams
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302331
11/22/17 01:14 PM
11/22/17 01:14 PM
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 18,859
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ford150man
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 18,859
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I'm convinced I'm being punished by God for making fun of my late uncle for all the ear hair he had.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302336
11/22/17 01:21 PM
11/22/17 01:21 PM
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Joined: Nov 2003
Posts: 6,713
Baldwin County
mark
14 point
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14 point
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Posts: 6,713
Baldwin County
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This reminds me that I need to call Echo and discuss my design for a mini-weed-wacker-nose-hair tool. We'd sale a million of them.
Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.
Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: mark]
#2302339
11/22/17 01:24 PM
11/22/17 01:24 PM
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 18,859
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ford150man
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Posts: 18,859
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This reminds me that I need to call Echo and discuss my design for a mini-weed-wacker-nose-hair tool. We'd sale a million of them. Sorry. They are already being made. I've got the attachment for my beard clippers that'll run up the nostrils and bush hog each of them.
If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.-Mark Twain
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: James]
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11/22/17 02:52 PM
11/22/17 02:52 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,451
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,451
Marshall County
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Over 40? Chit i'm 36 and have a jungle up there lmao... You aint seen nothing yet. I wake up every morning looking like a black widow spider is crawling out of each nostril, legs firt. I think I pull out about 100 a day. I'll just push my nose way up and yank out a pincher full. The only ones that bother me are the ones on the septum. Those bring a tear to my eye.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302481
11/22/17 03:12 PM
11/22/17 03:12 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 21,789
USA
Remington270
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 21,789
USA
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302514
11/22/17 03:36 PM
11/22/17 03:36 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 8,572
Grays Creek, NC
bigcountry692001
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 8,572
Grays Creek, NC
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If you ever want to see a grown man cry yank out a nose hair
"You cant manage a deer herd with acorns."
-Dr. Craig Harper
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302535
11/22/17 03:42 PM
11/22/17 03:42 PM
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Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
inatree
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jan 2014
Posts: 6,648
Trussville Alabama
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Lord that hurts . Makes my eyes water just reading this.
Free men aren't equal and equal men aren't free! I choose to defend my freedom!
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: bigcountry692001]
#2302639
11/22/17 04:37 PM
11/22/17 04:37 PM
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Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
Irishguy
a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
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a.k.a. Dingle Johnson
Joined: Dec 2013
Posts: 22,700
Lickskillet, AL
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If you ever want to see a grown man cry yank out a nose hair I've got to where I'm immune to the pain now. But the first time I ever saw my dad do it and then I did it, it about brought me to my knees.
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: James]
#2302644
11/22/17 04:38 PM
11/22/17 04:38 PM
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Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 2,644
Arab/Stevenson AL
Recurve
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Jun 2016
Posts: 2,644
Arab/Stevenson AL
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Over 40? Chit i'm 36 and have a jungle up there lmao... Yeah. I'm adopted and don't know my history but I'm pretty sure there's a Greek somewhere.
Last edited by Recurve; 11/22/17 04:39 PM.
I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There�s a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts. � Ronald Reagan
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: FurFlyin]
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11/22/17 06:18 PM
11/22/17 06:18 PM
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Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,261
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
James
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 52,261
Gee's Bend/At The Hog Pen
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Over 40? Chit i'm 36 and have a jungle up there lmao... You aint seen nothing yet. I wake up every morning looking like a black widow spider is crawling out of each nostril, legs firt. I think I pull out about 100 a day. I'll just push my nose way up and yank out a pincher full. The only ones that bother me are the ones on the septum. Those bring a tear to my eye. Damn man that was funny 
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302783
11/22/17 06:25 PM
11/22/17 06:25 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
Out back
Grumpy Old Man
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Grumpy Old Man
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 30,910
Clanton, AL
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The gray ones are very uncooperative.
My opinions and comments are my own. They do not reflect the position or political opinions of Aldeer or any of the Aldeer administration.
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Re: PSA: Nose Hair Plucking
[Re: straycat]
#2302787
11/22/17 06:27 PM
11/22/17 06:27 PM
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Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,149
In front of my lathe
gundoc
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,149
In front of my lathe
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I feel you're pain, Brother!!!
There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!
~ unknown
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