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Old Age
#2251238
10/09/17 03:10 AM
10/09/17 03:10 AM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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OP
Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
A short neurological test
1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O
2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
699999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999
3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimers.
Congratulations!
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Old Age
[Re: centralala]
#2251336
10/09/17 04:25 AM
10/09/17 04:25 AM
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Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 15,984
Brierfield
Beadlescomb
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2012
Posts: 15,984
Brierfield
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Gave me an erection. What does that mean? Me too but I wasn't going to say anything
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Old Age
[Re: Beadlescomb]
#2251344
10/09/17 04:31 AM
10/09/17 04:31 AM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 2,021
Tennessee
Bait57
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 2,021
Tennessee
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Gave me an erection. What does that mean? Me too but I wasn't going to say anything There is something wrong with y’all. 
I would rather be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
Famous redneck last words -- Hey y'all watch this... Hold my beer.
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Re: Old Age
[Re: extreme heights hunter]
#2251346
10/09/17 04:32 AM
10/09/17 04:32 AM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 21,447
HSV AL
jmudler
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 21,447
HSV AL
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Gave me an erection. What does that mean? You need to pm outback Learned from experience? 
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Old Age
[Re: Remington270]
#2252089
10/09/17 02:49 PM
10/09/17 02:49 PM
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Joined: May 2000
Posts: 4,573
Petal,MS,USA
SFC3
10 point
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10 point
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 4,573
Petal,MS,USA
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I can't find any of them. I'm scared. What should I do??? Move to Oxford... 
Grumpy Old MS Bastage
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Re: Old Age
[Re: Irishguy]
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10/09/17 04:06 PM
10/09/17 04:06 PM
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Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 4,753
Moody, AL
willdo22
10 point
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10 point
Joined: Jan 2016
Posts: 4,753
Moody, AL
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Whew... Found them all in a matter of seconds.
A mans got to know his limitations.
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