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Crazy bow hunting statements!
#214586
11/07/11 08:06 AM
11/07/11 08:06 AM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 11,347
Prattville AL
ElkHunter
OP
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 11,347
Prattville AL
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Let's have a little mid season fun with this one.
Here is one of my favorites.
"My bow shoots 1 pin zero to 40 yards. I can hold dead on out to 40."
Last edited by ElkHunter; 11/07/11 08:54 AM.
Alabama Hog Control, Inc. www.alabamahogcontrol.comBarry Estes The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: ElkHunter]
#215396
11/08/11 09:02 AM
11/08/11 09:02 AM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 11,347
Prattville AL
ElkHunter
OP
Booner
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OP
Booner
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 11,347
Prattville AL
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"My bow is so fast a deer doesn't have time to jump the string".
This one cracks me up. Since the speed of sound is over 1,100 fps. Don't know of any bows that fast yet!
Alabama Hog Control, Inc. www.alabamahogcontrol.comBarry Estes The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: ElkHunter]
#215623
11/08/11 02:42 PM
11/08/11 02:42 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 28,989
Fosters, Alabama, USA
Shaw
Administrator
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Administrator
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 28,989
Fosters, Alabama, USA
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"My bow is so fast a deer doesn't have time to jump the string".
This one cracks me up. Since the speed of sound is over 1,100 fps. Don't know of any bows that fast yet! Yep, that one cracks me up every time.
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: timsmith]
#215790
11/08/11 05:30 PM
11/08/11 05:30 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,458
Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,458
Boxes Cove
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Beat me to it! " I dont have to make a good shot...I am shooting a rage"
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: timsmith]
#215821
11/08/11 06:07 PM
11/08/11 06:07 PM
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Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,977
Hampton Cove
foldemup
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,977
Hampton Cove
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" I dont have to make a good shot...I am shooting a rage" What's wrong with that one? 
If you want to always win, never play anyone better than you!
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: ElkHunter]
#215998
11/08/11 08:35 PM
11/08/11 08:35 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,969
Madison
BowtechDan
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,969
Madison
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"My fixed-blade broadheads fly just like my fieldpoints.
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: BowtechDan]
#216016
11/08/11 08:50 PM
11/08/11 08:50 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
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"My fixed-blade broadheads fly just like my fieldpoints. Nothing crazy about that.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: ElkHunter]
#216018
11/08/11 09:52 PM
11/08/11 09:52 PM
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Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 7,655
Gulfport, MS
BDhunts
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Aug 2004
Posts: 7,655
Gulfport, MS
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I misjudged the distance.
Genesis 27:3
Acts 10:11-15
Hunt Long, Hunt Hard and Safe
NRA LIFE MEMBER
"Odocoileus Virginianus"-Mother Nature's original fast food
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: FurFlyin]
#216021
11/08/11 09:53 PM
11/08/11 09:53 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,969
Madison
BowtechDan
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 16,969
Madison
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"My fixed-blade broadheads fly just like my fieldpoints. Nothing crazy about that. It is when it's not true. Although some will want you to believe it.
Nathan Carl Goff 19 Sept 2016 - 14 Jan 2017.
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Re: Crazy bow hunting statements!
[Re: ElkHunter]
#216027
11/08/11 09:59 PM
11/08/11 09:59 PM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
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You saying it's not possible, or that it's not possible for everyone?
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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