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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: dagwood] #2144524
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Originally Posted By: dagwood
Originally Posted By: snakebit
Originally Posted By: dagwood
KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


dwayne


dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownding.

Last edited by dagwood; 06/21/17 09:30 AM.

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One says to the other,
Sure is hot in here.
Other muffin says,
Oh may, a talking muffin.


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: dagwood] #2144600
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Originally Posted By: dagwood
Originally Posted By: dagwood
Originally Posted By: snakebit
Originally Posted By: dagwood
KNOCK KNOCK


Who's there?


dwayne


dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownding.
slap.... rofl


Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...


Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144620
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What's big, red and eats rocks?



A BIG RED ROCK EATER!


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cixelsyd ton m'i tub (but i'm not dyslexic)
Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144631
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What's black and white an read all over?

A news paper.


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144633
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Call her and tell her about it.


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He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144639
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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: jmudler] #2144649
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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?



Hey, we do taste like chicken!


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144682
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?






Dr. Dre


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144772
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These are good, keep em coming



Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144793
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What's brown and black and looks good on a democrat?


A Doberman.




Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2144968
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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145010
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What does SHAW cut his pizza with?

Little Caesars

FIFY


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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145019
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Originally Posted By: AC870
Daughter sitting here on couch telling me corny jokes.
Thought I'd share a few:

Where did Noah store his bees?
In the ark hives.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
Its a shitzu.

My friend was cold. I told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees.

A Hispanic magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
Uno. Dos. *Poof*. He disappeared without a tres.


rofl

Seriously, I love em. Ark hives about killed me.


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145117
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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

Compliments of my 6yr old.

Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145243
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Then it exploded.


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145249
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Why did the chicken cross the road?



To show a possum it could be done.


Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank
Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145257
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Why did Perch cross the road?


Because his pecker was stuck in the chicken.

Re: Corny Jokes [Re: Strictlybow] #2145264
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Originally Posted By: Strictlybow
Why did Perch cross the road?


Because his pecker was stuck in the chicken.


LMAO!!! rofl


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Re: Corny Jokes [Re: AC870] #2145406
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A new restaurant opened up on the other side of town that is Mexican/Soul food-themed. The Nacho Mama.


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