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Corny Jokes
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06/20/17 01:21 PM
06/20/17 01:21 PM
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Guntersville
AC870
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Old Mossy Horns
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Guntersville
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Daughter sitting here on couch telling me corny jokes.
Thought I'd share a few:
Where did Noah store his bees?
In the ark hives.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
Its a shitzu.
My friend was cold. I told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees.
A Hispanic magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
Uno. Dos. *Poof*. He disappeared without a tres.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: Corny Jokes
[Re: AC870]
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06/20/17 01:24 PM
06/20/17 01:24 PM
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Remlap
Reno
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What do gay horses eat?? Heeyyyyyy
Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
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Re: Corny Jokes
[Re: AC870]
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06/20/17 03:36 PM
06/20/17 03:36 PM
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Posts: 8,393
Chelsea, AL
lefthorn
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Posts: 8,393
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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
Last edited by lefthorn; 06/20/17 03:38 PM.
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Re: Corny Jokes
[Re: AC870]
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06/20/17 03:39 PM
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Remlap
Reno
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How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
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Re: Corny Jokes
[Re: jpwby]
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06/20/17 08:22 PM
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Hueytown
MANGLER
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A woman's house catches on fire. She calls the fire department and says help, help, help my house is on fire. The fire chief says calm down ma'am. How do we get there? She says don't you still have those big, red trucks? That is my aunt's favorite joke! I've heard it all my life she tell's it "Duh! Big red truck!" LMAO!
One day the right woman will come along and the next thing you know you'll be wearing her underwear!
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 04:51 AM
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HSV AL
jmudler
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HSV AL
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Two antenna's got married, they had a great reception
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 08:15 AM
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Marshall County
Haybale
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Marshall County
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint
"To God Be The Glory"
"I'm in if it involves sticking my hand in a hole". Brent mashburn.
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 08:15 AM
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Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
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Chilton County
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Okay. These are corny but they've got me laughing at work.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 09:05 AM
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Posts: 830
Auburn, AL
Huntinman
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Auburn, AL
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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?
Little Ceasars
Last edited by Huntinman; 06/21/17 09:05 AM.
GO NOLES!!
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