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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
#2135042
06/10/17 09:24 AM
06/10/17 09:24 AM
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Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 6,889 Tuscaloosa
Booger
Picker
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Picker
Joined: Apr 2012
Posts: 6,889
Tuscaloosa
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Are both slots filled yet? Sounds like the type of club that would take an awesome Seminole fan. According to the club rules, can you put out turkey trot lines.
Last edited by Booger; 06/10/17 11:04 AM.
GO NOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 59Hunter]
#2135053
06/10/17 09:36 AM
06/10/17 09:36 AM
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Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,223 Cullman/Winston county line
Firefighter Bill
8 point
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8 point
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 2,223
Cullman/Winston county line
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So, I was up in that area to look at a tract of land. Meeting the guy at a store. While I'm standing there waiting, here comes this truck flying into the parking lot. It Duke slides to a stop between the door and the gas pumps, but nowhere near being in a parking space. The truck door swings open and this Jabba the Hut looking fella comes pouring out, kind of like a swollen up slinky. He bust through the front door, and without making eye contact, much less acknowledging anyone, he continues his fat man speed shuffle toward the back of the store. As he came by I could see beeds of sweat big enough to drown a cat on his forehead.
When he made the turn down the aisle right there where the Funyuns & lime flavored pork rinds are, he made this rumbling/growling/death-bawl sound that didn't sound human. You could see biggun's eyes widen, and he started his Lamaze breathing, that itself was loud enough to hear all over the store.
Now having the full attention of everyone in the store, without slowing down, he reaches out and grabs the doorknob to the bathroom, but the door doesn't open, and he avalanches into it. Seemed like a good 2 seconds between when his belly hit the door and his back stopped moving forward.
Whether it was the shock of the door not opening, or the force of his impact with a door clearly marked Pull, the race was over and his sweatpants and crocks were ruined as an odor of gutshot hog and death fogged the store.
He was understandably none too social when he emerged from the bathroom and made the shuffle of shame back out to his truck that still had its door open, with the don't forget your keys chime still chirping, so I didn't catch his name. But sure sounds like it could have been this Grizzly fellow. No question about it. That was him right down to the sweatpants. A perfect description.
Lead, follow or get the HELL outa the way!
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
#2135068
06/10/17 10:00 AM
06/10/17 10:00 AM
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Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 10,375 coffee county
goodman_hunter
Booner
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Booner
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 10,375
coffee county
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I bet right now he's got them sweatpants tied up with a black belt and is training as we speak.
For without victory, there is no survival
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 59Hunter]
#2135302
06/10/17 03:33 PM
06/10/17 03:33 PM
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Joined: Oct 2016
Posts: 345 USA
Jlu509
Ginzu Ninja
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Ginzu Ninja
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Posts: 345
USA
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So, I was up in that area to look at a tract of land. Meeting the guy at a store. While I'm standing there waiting, here comes this truck flying into the parking lot. It Duke slides to a stop between the door and the gas pumps, but nowhere near being in a parking space. The truck door swings open and this Jabba the Hut looking fella comes pouring out, kind of like a swollen up slinky. He bust through the front door, and without making eye contact, much less acknowledging anyone, he continues his fat man speed shuffle toward the back of the store. As he came by I could see beeds of sweat big enough to drown a cat on his forehead.
When he made the turn down the aisle right there where the Funyuns & lime flavored pork rinds are, he made this rumbling/growling/death-bawl sound that didn't sound human. You could see biggun's eyes widen, and he started his Lamaze breathing, that itself was loud enough to hear all over the store.
Now having the full attention of everyone in the store, without slowing down, he reaches out and grabs the doorknob to the bathroom, but the door doesn't open, and he avalanches into it. Seemed like a good 2 seconds between when his belly hit the door and his back stopped moving forward.
Whether it was the shock of the door not opening, or the force of his impact with a door clearly marked Pull, the race was over and his sweatpants and crocks were ruined as an odor of gutshot hog and death fogged the store.
He was understandably none too social when he emerged from the bathroom and made the shuffle of shame back out to his truck that still had its door open, with the don't forget your keys chime still chirping, so I didn't catch his name. But sure sounds like it could have been this Grizzly fellow. I have never met Grizzly, but this was a hilarious bit to read.
" What's that old saying..... Never let your spouse leave the house horny or hungry, because their is always a whore with a sandwich out there. "
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: tpageal]
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06/11/17 02:24 AM
06/11/17 02:24 AM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 16,021 Hartselle Al.
n2deer
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 16,021
Hartselle Al.
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Sooooo, I queried a local that I got to know and trust when I hunted down there. I asked him via txt do you know.... his response "yes he runs a hunting club down there across the street from Camp Creek he's made rules for the Hunt Club that they have to follow and he does not". So there you go, a total independent from all of this has the same opinion. I dont know the fella but know a few people involved in this conversation. No doubt that hes a dishonest man that only wishes to fill his lease so his family has a place to hunt. To many random people have all said the same thing.
Do you want to hear him gobble, or do you want to kill him.
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: 300winmag]
#2135485
06/11/17 03:39 AM
06/11/17 03:39 AM
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Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 889 North Alabama
yelkca280
6 point
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6 point
Joined: Dec 2011
Posts: 889
North Alabama
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If only Grizzly's dad had pulled out and wiped it on the sheets or corner of the goat shed in this case.
Last edited by yelkca280; 06/11/17 04:00 AM.
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: StoneMan]
#2135717
06/11/17 11:32 AM
06/11/17 11:32 AM
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Joined: May 2012
Posts: 12,481 Pike County, AL
Fuzzy_Bunny
Booner
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Booner
Joined: May 2012
Posts: 12,481
Pike County, AL
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Just found him advertising on A Facebook page. What a fat arse Post a link to this thread on the FB add.
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Re: Marion County Hunting Club
[Re: beeline08]
#2135790
06/11/17 01:47 PM
06/11/17 01:47 PM
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Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 9,541 Montgomery, AL
jbc
14 point
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14 point
Joined: Sep 2015
Posts: 9,541
Montgomery, AL
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I think he needs to get back on here and defend himself lol I know, right?
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