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by Mbrock. 04/28/24 09:16 PM
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: Fuzzy_Bunny]
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05/18/17 03:16 AM
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I ate with a large group at a nice steakhouse outside Raleigh, NC and they had rooster fries or some such on the menu. A guy asked about them, and the waitress explained that they were fried turkey nuts, so the dumbazzz went ahead and ordered them. He said they were good and offered to share, but I politely declined and explained that I have a strict no semen in my mouth policy.
That policy has served me well for 46 years, and I see no reason to ever abandon it. Yessir, exactly that...
"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin
Isaiah 40:13-14
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: ParrotHead89]
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05/18/17 03:31 AM
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I had some ladies ask .... They said they had them at a party deep fried and they were pretty good. Wonder what else went deep at this party? Forget the turkey nuts, bro -- get to the meat & potatoes w/these ladies!!
ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: ParrotHead89]
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05/18/17 03:44 AM
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Never crossed my mind until I read this but now I want to try them. I might start a new tradition at the club in some way. Deep fried in hot grease, how could that be bad?
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Re: Turkey Nuts
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05/18/17 03:56 AM
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Never crossed my mind until I read this but now I want to try them. I might start a new tradition at the club in some way. Deep fried in hot grease, how could that be bad? Sounds like initiation to have turkey rights to me.
"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."
"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: ParrotHead89]
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05/18/17 04:16 AM
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These ladies could drink most men under the table. They drink wine by the bottle about every night. You said they were elementary school teachers, right?? 'Bout the only way they could cope after dealing with today's chillen, I reckon!!
"For the Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America" ~Benjamin Franklin
Isaiah 40:13-14
RAP is CRAP
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: BrentM]
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05/18/17 04:24 AM
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Eating a pair of Jake cods is the second best slump-buster there is Might I ask what is the best slump buster??
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Re: Turkey Nuts
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05/18/17 04:29 AM
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These ladies could drink most men under the table. They drink wine by the bottle about every night. You said they were elementary school teachers, right?? 'Bout the only way they could cope after dealing with today's chillen, I reckon!! Wino elementary school teacher chics ... awesome! When's the next party?
ALDeer physics: for every opinion, there's an equal & opposite opinion
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
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Re: Turkey Nuts
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05/18/17 04:48 AM
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Eating a pair of Jake cods is the second best slump-buster there is Might I ask what is the best slump buster?? good question
"Hate is an acid that does more damage to the vessel in which it is stored, than the victim on which it is poured."
"Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity."
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: snakebit]
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05/18/17 01:29 PM
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Eating a pair of Jake cods is the second best slump-buster there is Might I ask what is the best slump buster?? good question Prolly doesn't need to be posted. You should ask 257WBY
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Re: Turkey Nuts
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05/19/17 05:55 AM
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I've NEVER been that hungry.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him." -G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Turkey Nuts
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05/19/17 02:42 PM
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And I bet it would work for you!
You haven't been blocked until you've been flock blocked!!!
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Re: Turkey Nuts
[Re: Fuzzy_Bunny]
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05/19/17 04:33 PM
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Ya'll need to try some Deernutz.... Gotta be gentle with them.... soak em in salt water overnite...Slice them real thin and salt and pepper to taste...pan fry for a couple miutes, put a small pat of butter on each one, cover for a few minutes and Thank me Later....MmmmMmmm....Delicassey....The last 6 I ate Only five of them worked.... ... ...
Did you know that Beer Nutz are over a Dollar...and Deer Nutz are under a Buck...
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