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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 03:50 PM
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leroycnbucks
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You must make some pretty damn good cornbread Wiley. Worth risking your life for kind of damn good.
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God Bless America!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BhamFred]
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03/23/17 03:50 PM
03/23/17 03:50 PM
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deerfeeder89
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. 
Last edited by deerfeeder89; 03/23/17 03:53 PM.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: deerfeeder89]
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03/23/17 04:41 PM
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Cape San Blas, Florida
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. "Hey TroyBoy, your gate wuz locked so I jest climbed it. I knew you wouldn't mind. Hey, you got any cawnbraid I kin have? Maybe a glass of buttermilk with it?" 
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 04:53 PM
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Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Dead did you climb into the big pen or the breeder pen?
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:02 PM
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alabama
BhamFred
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knocking on my door at night will prolly get you shot.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: deerfeeder89]
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03/23/17 05:03 PM
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BhamFred
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:06 PM
03/23/17 05:06 PM
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BhamFred
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chitt Perch, my wife would shoot yer arse to smitherines....
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:14 PM
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Northport, Al.
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B. Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real. Nooo, Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway? God Bless, David B.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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03/23/17 05:19 PM
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CatHeadBiscuit
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Knocking on our door anytime awakens our beast German Shepherd. Man the bark on that dog scares me when the door gets knocked on. When I come to the door any stranger is standing back off the porch watching the nose of the dog as it tries to get around my legs and eat them. "Sorry we don't want any" is usually all it takes for peddlers to keep moving.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
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03/24/17 03:03 PM
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Wiley Coyote
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I already have both in place. I just hope I'm home if he comes back. I guess you checked to see what he was up to? God Bless, David B. Said he thought I had leftover cornbread. The blinding tactical light on the end of the Mossberg 590 from 20 feet away and me telling him he was a lying nogoodmethheadsonofabitch sent him pretty quick to where he parked 500 yards down the road. He was on the county road when this took place. If I'd caught him like this in my driveway it would have been different. I wish, now, that I had walked the 500 yards down there and shook him up for real. Nooo, Did you check your video or cameras to see what he was up to before you heard the car door slam in your driveway? God Bless, David B. I didn't take time to do that yet as I was limited on time to get my motion lights all up and running. Tomorrow I'll check the camera. On a side note, 2 people were shot about a mile from me this evening. Maybe it was thugs and not upstanding citizens.
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Just had a suspicious vehicle in my driveway
[Re: BhamFred]
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03/24/17 04:57 PM
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cullman,al
deerfeeder89
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stomp his ass good next time ya see him, even if it's in WalMart. Dont knock on Fred's door and ask for directions after dark. He'll stomp your ass after he force feed you exlax laced sugar cornbread. AND excpect you to enjoy every minute of it amd ask for seconds. you can't get TO my door, day or night without a key or my permission. Absent both yer a shot ass. You ought to put that on an sign and sell them. There's always that one crack had in every neighborhood
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