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The Conversation
#2039764
02/26/17 05:01 AM
02/26/17 05:01 AM
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deadeye48
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I was at the Dr's office and these two older gentleman came in and sat down. They were quiet for a while and then began to complain about how long it was taking when one ask the other how old he was so he says I'm 85 and the other says well your still a baby so the 85 YO say how old are you so he says I'm 95.
Now it gets interesting because the 85 YO pipes up and says well at least I still remember the best spot to shoot a turkey and the 95 YO says were'd that be, the 85 YO replies Right in the pecker
I almost fell out of my seat trying to hold back a good laugh so they both got called back and came out at the same time and the 85 YO says well I'm gonna go home to feed my dogs some turnip greens and the 95 YO says I didn't know dogs would eat them the 85 YO says mine wouldn't for the first couple weeks and he smiled and left
I gained a good bit of knowledge that day
1 No matter how old you are someone still thinks youre a baby
2 The exact place I need to shoot a turkey
3 If you leave it for the dogs they'll eventually eat it
4 No matter how old we get the ability to BS never goes away
When I need expert advice I tend to talk to myself
The older I get the better I used to be
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Re: The Conversation
[Re: deadeye48]
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02/26/17 07:52 AM
02/26/17 07:52 AM
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perchjerker
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Those old gentlemen have seen the world change so much. They saw the first cars, phones, tv's. Talking to them can be very entertaining and educational. When they grew up there was no peta and nobody was a vegetarian. Animals were food, and they were happy to get it.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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