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Joke for SBS ! #2037903
02/24/17 06:08 AM
02/24/17 06:08 AM
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Freak of Nature
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Two buddies were sitting in a crowded bar. One looked at the other and said"Man you look tired". Whats wrong? The friend replied"It's my girlfriend. She just can't get enough sex. Three or four times every evening. A man around 70 spoke up and said" Marry Her" That will end that chit!

Remember SBS
The food that destroy ALL of a womans sex drive. Prevent her from eating it ! WEDDING CAKE !

rofl slap rofl


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2037910
02/24/17 06:13 AM
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Don't know about that. That thing never wears out and gets tired on a woman. smile


"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2037915
02/24/17 06:16 AM
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rofl add a kid or 2 to that equation and youll need to find some "alone" time lol

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2037934
02/24/17 06:28 AM
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Most women think it'slike an eraser and you can rub it down to nothing! It's only sexy to use it if it's their idea! grin


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038054
02/24/17 07:55 AM
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I ain't marrying her for money, so she better not be stingy! Lol

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038055
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How much freedom do you have left?


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038072
02/24/17 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By: perchjerker
How much freedom do you have left?


This is America. I have all my freedom left. 3 months if you're referring to marriage.

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038561
02/24/17 02:48 PM
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For SBS


-“No politicians, no salesman and very few friends allowed.”
-Jbatey1- "I'd rather be a happy Bammer eating ribeye in a trailer than a miserable barner eating boogers in a mansion."
-“If you gonna be stupid, you better be tough!”
Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: jlbuc10] #2038598
02/24/17 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By: jlbuc10
rofl add a kid or 2 to that equation and youll need to find some "alone" time lol


Words of wisdom


In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038777
02/24/17 05:34 PM
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Hey SBS, You know why most wedding dresses are white?












It's because most of us want our dishwasher to match our refrigerator.

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: perchjerker] #2038838
02/24/17 06:35 PM
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Dang metal! I've never heard that one! Loved it too! rofl


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Joke for SBS ! [Re: SouthBamaSlayer] #2039020
02/25/17 04:48 AM
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Behind you
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Originally Posted By: SouthBamaSlayer

Originally Posted By: perchjerker
How much freedom do you have left?


This is America. I have all my freedom left. 3 months if you're referring to marriage.


Shiieeettt. "This is America".

Just you wait my lad...


Last edited by Avengedsevenfold; 02/25/17 04:49 AM.

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