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What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities #1998561
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Sitting here with the wife, watching all the inauguration festivities. When Trump and Melania came out, my wife (typical woman) was going to comment on her dress and said, "She has a great..."(then paused). I then spoke up and replied "rack?" Not the direction she was going. grin


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998657
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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998658
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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998679
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You think she is the first First Lady to go commando to an inauguration ball?

Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: 59Hunter] #1998685
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Originally Posted By: 59Hunter
You think she is the first First Lady to go commando to an inauguration ball?

Doesn't look commando in the rerun I'm watching right now...doesn't look like panties, either, though. Looks like body armor, or something!


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: 59Hunter] #1998727
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Originally Posted By: 59Hunter
You think she is the first First Lady to go commando to an inauguration ball?


I would say she is probably the first... The wife and I both noticed she was commando... Not that I care... whistle



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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998772
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Originally Posted By: ford150man
Sitting here with the wife, watching all the inauguration festivities. When Trump and Melania came out, my wife (typical woman) was going to comment on her dress and said, "She has a great..."(then paused). I then spoke up and replied "rack?" Not the direction she was going. grin


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998793
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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: timbercruiser] #1998834
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Originally Posted By: timbercruiser
Hell Bill wouldn't kick Moochell out of bed....


Fact, his standards aren't very high.



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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998845
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Originally Posted By: ford150man
Sitting here with the wife, watching all the inauguration festivities. When Trump and Melania came out, my wife (typical woman) was going to comment on her dress and said, "She has a great..."(then paused). I then spoke up and replied "rack?" Not the direction she was going. grin


That sounds like a statement meriting the doghouse


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: timbercruiser] #1998865
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Originally Posted By: timbercruiser
Hell Bill wouldn't kick Moochell out of bed....


Bills cull factor starts and ends with penis.


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998870
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My wife thinks our new first lady is as hot as Reagan was.


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: Geno] #1998875
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Originally Posted By: Geno
My wife thinks our new first lady is as hot as Reagan was.


Might need to get her an appt with Bamaeyedoc

Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998879
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She's a Reagan republican so pretty much no one is hotter than him. At lest the younger version.


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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998881
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Re: What not to say to your wife while watching the inauguration festivities [Re: ford150man] #1998890
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