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Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. #1857235 09/26/16 12:14 PM 09/26/16 12:14 PM
Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La perchjerker OP Freak of Nature
perchjerker OP Freak of Nature Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La	A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends! If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857236 09/26/16 12:15 PM 09/26/16 12:15 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857238 09/26/16 12:17 PM 09/26/16 12:17 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857240 09/26/16 12:18 PM 09/26/16 12:18 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857241 09/26/16 12:19 PM 09/26/16 12:19 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857243 09/26/16 12:20 PM 09/26/16 12:20 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857244 09/26/16 12:20 PM 09/26/16 12:20 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857304 09/26/16 01:23 PM 09/26/16 01:23 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857308 09/26/16 01:28 PM 09/26/16 01:28 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: ] #1857384 09/26/16 02:25 PM 09/26/16 02:25 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857445 09/26/16 02:52 PM 09/26/16 02:52 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857450 09/26/16 02:55 PM 09/26/16 02:55 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857930 09/26/16 05:40 PM 09/26/16 05:40 PM
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Re: Frozen crabs and blonde flight attendant. [Re: perchjerker] #1857962 09/26/16 06:30 PM 09/26/16 06:30 PM
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