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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/27/16 06:09 PM
08/27/16 06:09 PM
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Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 6,391 D'Iberville, MS
MS_Hunter
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"damn you snored last night" is just about a daily mention
In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/27/16 06:23 PM
08/27/16 06:23 PM
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Bait57
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I could just about take up three pages with all my wife says.
I have selective hearing though. I never pay attention.
I would rather be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
Famous redneck last words -- Hey y'all watch this... Hold my beer.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/27/16 07:41 PM
08/27/16 07:41 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,070 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
DEADorALIVE
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Any of yall got an wife, fiance, girlfriend etc who has to complain about the same thing daily. ...don't get me started!
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: BamaFan64]
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08/27/16 08:04 PM
08/27/16 08:04 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,070 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
DEADorALIVE
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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but it can at times clean her out, if you know what I mean. Shoot...half the time that's WHY I make coffee as strong as I do!
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: DEADorALIVE]
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08/27/16 10:24 PM
08/27/16 10:24 PM
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Posts: 15,982 Brierfield
Beadlescomb
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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but it can at times clean her out, if you know what I mean. Shoot...half the time that's WHY I make coffee as strong as I do! Damn
We will burn that bridge when we get there
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/28/16 04:58 AM
08/28/16 04:58 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 34,459 Boxes Cove
2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Any of yall got an wife, fiance, girlfriend etc who has to complain about the same thing daily.
For me it is "I hate this kitchen it is so small". Its any day when more than 1 person enters the kitchen she says get out of this stupid kitchen it is too small. This is year 5 in the house and I bet I have heard this statement 300 times in the past year. My new reply is do you like this kitchen, which gets a pleasant response everytime.
What say you Tell her she knew the size of the kitchen when ya'll bought or built, don't wanta hear it. Or ya could take all cabinets out and make more room , let her decide. It's prolly her way of wanting a new house, wimmens are tricky like that.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/28/16 05:00 AM
08/28/16 05:00 AM
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2Dogs
Freak of Nature
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After 32 years of marriage , I just nod in agreement and go on bout my rat killin'.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: outdoors1]
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08/28/16 05:25 AM
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Posts: 4,317 Boaz,Al,Mexican Paradise
OcToBeRDrEaMiN67
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The one thing I hear every day is"You need something other than my titties to amuse your time".She knows I'm gonna mess with em and she gripes about it anyway.
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: OcToBeRDrEaMiN67]
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08/28/16 05:32 AM
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Posts: 13,891 Mobile, AL
SouthBamaSlayer
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Gary's Fluffer
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The one thing I hear every day is"You need something other than my titties to amuse your time".She knows I'm gonna mess with em and she gripes about it anyway. That's when you hit her with the verse that says "your body is not your own, it is your partner's."
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: Ben2]
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08/28/16 05:36 AM
08/28/16 05:36 AM
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Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 25,133 Guntersville, AL
IDOT
I am Cornholio
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I am Cornholio
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Guntersville, AL
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For me it is "I hate this kitchen it is so small". Its any day when more than 1 person enters the kitchen she says get out of this stupid kitchen it is too small. This is year 5 in the house and I bet I have heard this statement 300 times in the past year. My new reply is do you like this kitchen, which gets a pleasant response everytime.
What say you
Ben, this translated from femalenese, is her telling you that your pecker is small
If you’re a common sense person, you probably don’t feel you have a home in this world right now. If you’re a Christian, you know you were never meant to.
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: 2Dogs]
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08/28/16 06:12 AM
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Posts: 711 Calhoun co
STRING
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After 32 years of marriage , I just nod in agreement and go on bout my rat killin'. Wise man for sure !
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Re: Significant others one thing they have to mention daily?
[Re: IDOT]
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08/28/16 07:30 AM
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Freak of Nature
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For me it is "I hate this kitchen it is so small". Its any day when more than 1 person enters the kitchen she says get out of this stupid kitchen it is too small. This is year 5 in the house and I bet I have heard this statement 300 times in the past year. My new reply is do you like this kitchen, which gets a pleasant response everytime.
What say you
Ben, this translated from femalenese, is her telling you that your pecker is small Oh no, not small snake syndrome.
"Why do you ask"?
Always vote the slowest path to socialism.
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