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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 12:40 PM
08/26/16 12:40 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,102 Birmingham,AL
low wall
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3 rules for a traveling man
Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never play cards with a man named Doc.
Never take up with a woman with more problems than/crazier than you.
Used to be a lifeguard, until that blue kid got me fired.
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 12:44 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681 Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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low you must be too young to know they are all crazy ! haha
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 12:59 PM
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Boom
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Y'all are goofy as hell and I like it. If I ever meet GomerPyle I'm gonna be looking for Dave Grohl. dammit boy. Ok I'll play too...
#14. Never step onto another mans land without his permission
#15. When someone dares you to try the "Hottest Hotsauce Ever Made in the History of the World", do NOT do it. Do NOT.
#16. The only things that are certain are: death, taxes, and puzzay is good
Cheers, BOooooom
HRCH Superchamp's Pocket Change MH, "PESO"
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: AC870]
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08/26/16 02:21 PM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,963 Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,963
Round ‘bout there
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Pet the tiger on the head until you can kick him in the ass.
I like this one. Good advice.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 04:47 PM
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Ben2
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 04:52 PM
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perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Raise your head Frankie you are licking too low ! hehe
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 05:34 PM
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Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 21,790 Awbarn, AL
CNC
Dances With Weeds
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Dances With Weeds
Joined: Jun 2012
Posts: 21,790
Awbarn, AL
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Avoid crazy wimmens.......It's just an evil trap.
Last edited by CNC; 08/26/16 05:36 PM.
We dont rent pigs
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 05:46 PM
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metalmuncher
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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Raise your head Frankie you are licking too low ! hehe Oh my goodness. The wife just asked what I'm laughing so hard about. I don't even think I can tell her. LOL
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
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08/27/16 03:17 AM
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MS_Hunter
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20) never let anything that can harm you inside of arms length
In your darkest hour when the demons come, call on me brother and we'll fight them together.
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: CNC]
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08/27/16 03:43 AM
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Posts: 36,214 alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Posts: 36,214
alabama
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Avoid crazy wimmens.......It's just an evil trap. think slowly about what you said here CNC....are you advocating the gay lifestyle because ALL women are crazy.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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