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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
#1826020
08/26/16 07:55 AM
08/26/16 07:55 AM
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Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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1. Money can not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the assholes name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:05 AM
08/26/16 08:05 AM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,129
Northport, AL
GomerPyle
Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,129
Northport, AL
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1. The Lord loves a working man
2. Don't trust Whitey
3. See a doctor and get rid of it
There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:
1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:06 AM
08/26/16 08:06 AM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,963
Round ‘bout there
Clem
Mildly Quirky
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Mildly Quirky
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 51,963
Round ‘bout there
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I agree with No. 2 in both lists.
"Hunting Politics are stupid!" - Farm Hunter
"Bible says you shouldn't put sugar in your cornbread." Dustin, 2013
"Best I can figure 97.365% of the general public is a paint chip eating, mouth breathing, certified dumbass." BCLC, 2020
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:19 AM
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Posts: 36,211
alabama
BhamFred
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Posts: 36,211
alabama
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6. never ride a horse named Diablo, no matter how gentle the owner says he is.
I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....
proud Cracker-Americaan
muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:20 AM
08/26/16 08:20 AM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,446
Helena
3toe
Talking Turkey
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Talking Turkey
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 26,446
Helena
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7. If God invented anything better than beer and poontang he kept it for himself.
Last edited by 3toe; 08/26/16 08:20 AM.
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:30 AM
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Posts: 12,712
behind my Dillon
dave260rem!
Skinny’s Ex
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Skinny’s Ex
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 12,712
behind my Dillon
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8.During good times friends are frequent,during hard you really learn who your friends were all along.
Skinny is my EX.Alcohol was involved.
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:30 AM
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Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jul 2011
Posts: 39,449
Marshall County
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9) Don't ever lend anyone a good hammer or a good pipe wrench.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 08:48 AM
08/26/16 08:48 AM
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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Damn Troy never knew you were a horseman !
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 09:09 AM
08/26/16 09:09 AM
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Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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OP
Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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Do you have a link for that story Beerbelly ? Thanx
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 09:24 AM
08/26/16 09:24 AM
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Joined: Nov 2015
Posts: 14,106
Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
Booner
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Booner
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Posts: 14,106
Chilton County
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12. Don't play leapfrog with unicorns, especially if you are a man.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
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08/26/16 10:14 AM
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Hoover
mrfuzz
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Posts: 2,559
Hoover
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13. People get bit messin with snakes
my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!
cixelsyd ton m'i tub (but i'm not dyslexic)
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
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08/26/16 10:41 AM
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Posts: 7,939
north Alabama
biglmbass
14 point
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14 point
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Posts: 7,939
north Alabama
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Never loan out tools, your wife, or vehicles......
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: perchjerker]
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08/26/16 12:16 PM
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Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
AC870
Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Nov 2014
Posts: 16,495
Guntersville
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14. Pet the tiger on the head until you can kick him in the ass.
“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”
On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
[Re: AC870]
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08/26/16 12:22 PM
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Posts: 4,317
Boaz,Al,Mexican Paradise
OcToBeRDrEaMiN67
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Posts: 4,317
Boaz,Al,Mexican Paradise
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Never trust a horse or a woman with a loaded gun.
Psalm 27:1 The Lord is my light and my salvation,whom shall I fear? The Lord is the strength of my life;of whom shall I be afraid?
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Re: FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
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08/26/16 12:22 PM
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Posts: 5,918
alex city
oakachoy
12 point
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12 point
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Posts: 5,918
alex city
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Never fly upside down in an airplane, you'll have crack up.
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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