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Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
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07/28/16 02:41 AM
07/28/16 02:41 AM
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Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 25,460 Tampa
Beer Belly
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Well, well, well - I am not the great, great, great grandson of Chief 2 dogs humping. Like many on here I was told over and over that my great, great ______ was Indian, blah, blah, blah NOT A DROP of American Indian genetics:
Last edited by Beer Belly; 07/28/16 05:20 AM.
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Beer Belly]
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07/28/16 02:43 AM
07/28/16 02:43 AM
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Beer Belly
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On the positive side: I can now make jokes about 7/11 workers - Indian (dot not feathers) Vikings Irish Drunks and an occasional polish & Holocaust Joke
In addition I can use the term "Nigga" 3 times a year.
Last edited by Beer Belly; 07/28/16 02:48 AM.
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Beer Belly]
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07/28/16 02:44 AM
07/28/16 02:44 AM
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SouthBamaSlayer
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On the positive side: I can now make jokes about 7/11 workers - India (dot not feathers) Vikings Irish Drunks and an occasional polish & Holocaust Joke
In addition I can use the term "Nigga" 3 times a year. Make that 2 times....
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Beer Belly]
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07/28/16 02:54 AM
07/28/16 02:54 AM
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Wiley Coyote
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Damn, Kelly, you're 1/3 saltwater fish!
I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: doekiller]
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07/28/16 04:44 AM
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Fuzzy_Bunny
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"Indian" is code word in the older generations for, your great great granddaddy was black. Or grandmomma
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: doekiller]
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07/28/16 05:23 AM
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"Indian" is code word in the older generations for, your great great granddaddy was black. I was hoping for more Africa, so that I could join the BLM movement.
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Wiley Coyote]
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07/28/16 05:24 AM
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Damn, Kelly, you're 1/3 saltwater fish! I have had small kids try to push me back in the water at the beach...........
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: doekiller]
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07/28/16 05:27 AM
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Joined: Oct 2008
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"Indian" is code word in the older generations for, your great great granddaddy was black. Had a crazy uncle that if he saw an attractive black gal would say "she'd be Cherokee Indian on a Friday night".
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Beer Belly]
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07/28/16 05:34 AM
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If your part black (and there's reparations), would you pay it or get it??? Huh...
Everything woke turns to shucks
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
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07/28/16 05:37 AM
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SouthBamaSlayer
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If your part black (and there's reparations), would you pay it or get it??? Huh... You'd obviously have to buy yourself a new rifle! My grandmother always claimed that she was mostly Scottish. She did the DNA test and she isn't Scottish at all. It's all English. She found out that there were Lords and Ladies in her lineage.
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: Beer Belly]
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07/28/16 06:44 AM
07/28/16 06:44 AM
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James
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Gonna call my mom at lunch and give her shucks.
She may have very well been told the same thing, your great,great,great, grandmother/grandfather could've had an affair. Folks may not have gotten divorced back in the day, like they do now. But it wasn't un-common for a spouse to just leave and start a new family elsewhere..Never know what you'll find when you start digging in your past, that's why a lot of folks don't do it....
Do not regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many!
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Re: Parents = Liars ------- Ancestry
[Re: odocoileus]
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07/28/16 06:52 AM
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"Indian" is code word in the older generations for, your great great granddaddy was black. Had a crazy uncle that if he saw an attractive black gal would say "she'd be Cherokee Indian on a Friday night".
Take your kids hunting instead of hunting your kids.
I'd rather be LOST in the woods than FOUND in the city.
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
Your mind is your primary weapon. Never let it get rusty.
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