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My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
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07/23/16 02:55 AM
07/23/16 02:55 AM
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,891 Mobile, AL
SouthBamaSlayer
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Gary's Fluffer
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Gary's Fluffer
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 13,891
Mobile, AL
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So I've done it before, it's nothing new. However, this time the guy I'm living with is WEIRD.
I'm up outside Chattanooga for a summer internship with a chemical company, and needed a place to stay for 3 months that would let me bring my dog. I found a guy on Craigslist renting a room out in his house, so I called him and went up from Bham to meet him before I committed. I got up there and started talking to him. His name is Gary, he's 65, and he works at Bass Pro selling vacations. He tells me that he doesn't have many friends, and is a quiet guy that keeps to himself. He says at the end though, "I do have a girlfriend that comes over every now and then." I said ok, no big deal.
So fast forward to me living with him starting in May. He tells me when I leave for work that his girlfriend is coming over later. I figured it would be some sweet 60 year old lady that is gonna bake cookies and make pot roast. I come home one day from work and see a girl leaving his house. I figured she couldn't be more than early 20's. I said "Hey Gary, is that your daughter or granddaughter?" He said "No, that's my girlfriend." I asked him how old she was and he said she was 21.... This girl looked like she could be my little sister. It was this little skinny Mexican girl that dressed like a dyke. He told me they had been dating on and off for around 3 years.... He said "I let her borrow my spare car, give her a place to sleep, pay for gas, and pay for her food, and she gives me sex." I said "Gary, you know there's a legal term for a situation like this right?"
So anyways, one night I wake up to his stereo system blasting "Rambling Man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. I look at my phone, it's 4:45 AM. I stayed away until my alarm went off at 6 because it was so damn loud, but I didn't want to go downstairs incase they were doing it on the couch. I finally had to get ready for work, and his girlfriend is sitting on the couch drinking beer with another dyke looking girl. They don't say a single word to me as long as I'm downstairs making breakfast.
Fast forward to last night, he walks into the room and says "man, I gotta get to Walmart's pharmacy before they close, I need some Viagra." Damnit Gary I didn't need to know that. He tells me "I need to quit seeing this girl, but she's just so tiny and young that I can't turn the sex down." Now mind you, he says this like every other day. He will kick her out of the house, and then say that she is texting and calling him to get back together yada yada yada. Come to find out, she's a "lesbian" (his words) and he's the only guy she sleeps with.
So yeah, I'm living with a 65 year old man who has sex with a 21 year old lesbian in exchange for use of his car, food, and bedroom. It's a weird situation, but he's a nice guy and hasn't stolen my stuff. I leave Friday for good, and I cannot wait.
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 03:00 AM
07/23/16 03:00 AM
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Chuck Mullaley
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Apparently you don't watch enough Dateline... Maybe we'll see you on an episode as a victim... I sure hope they find your head!😁
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Capt. Woodrow F. Call, Texas Ranger
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 03:51 AM
07/23/16 03:51 AM
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Joined: Dec 2009
Posts: 9,008 Colbert County
Teacher One
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Sounds like something you would see on Forensic Files. They Find the man killed by two lesbians who emptied his bank account. They "link" the lesbians to the crime by DNA they left behind on the crime scene. Just a scenario.
I can't stand a thief.
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 04:06 AM
07/23/16 04:06 AM
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Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 9,826 North Jackson
ridgestalker
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At least it was young girls and not boys.
"The Heavens declare the glory of God;and the firmament sheweth his handiwork" Pslam 19:1
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 04:11 AM
07/23/16 04:11 AM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,565 Cape San Blas, Florida
Deadwood
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Let's see: He lets her borrow his spare car, he gives her a place to sleep, pays for her gas, pays for her food, and she gives him sex in return. With the exception of giving him sex in return, it sounds like the definition of a typical marriage.
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: Deadwood]
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07/23/16 04:31 AM
07/23/16 04:31 AM
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Posts: 7,758 Montgomery, AL
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Let's see: He lets her borrow his spare car, he gives her a place to sleep, pays for her gas, pays for her food, and she gives him sex in return. With the exception of giving him sex in return, it sounds like the definition of a typical marriage.
"The struggle you're in today, is developing the strength you need for tomorrow."
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 04:31 AM
07/23/16 04:31 AM
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Posts: 9,643 Pisgah Al
Bigbamaboy
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Well.... That's screwed up like a soup sandwich.
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?
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Re: My experience living with someone off Craigslist....
[Re: SouthBamaSlayer]
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07/23/16 05:05 AM
07/23/16 05:05 AM
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HIPCEO
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