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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169339
08/19/11 08:14 PM
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They can't find it with thermal until the corn gets wet and starts fermenting. Just make sure you only put out 500# at the time so it all gets eat up quick.







This place sure is funny sometimes.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: Dixiepatriot] #169340
08/19/11 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By: Dixiepatriot
What's the empty can count up to skinny?


not enough yet, and unfortunately I cant get it too high... I gotta go put some corn out tomorrow.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: YEKRUT] #169363
08/19/11 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
Just make sure you only put out 500# at the time so it all gets eat up quick.

This place sure is funny sometimes.


Couldn't have said it better myself! smile


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169383
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That's nothing new. I'm pretty sure ole BhamFred has had satellite for some time now. I'm not sure if it's Dish or Direct though. smile


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: YEKRUT] #169392
08/19/11 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By: YEKRUT
This place sure is funny sometimes.


Ha Ha funny, not queer funny. Uhmmm Hmmmm. Where's the mustard?


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: BamaProud] #169529
08/20/11 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By: BamaProud
I hear after they pull all the troops out of the Middle East the Special Forces will be sent to Alabama to catch folks hunting over corn. Yall have been warned.


Well hell, they gotta do something.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169602
08/20/11 02:09 PM
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Word I got was the DCNR had "captured" a bunch of crows, implanted GPS devices and turned them loose in different parts of the state. They can now track them, that's where the corn is, without ever leaving Montgomery. When they get a couple crows congregating in a given area they call the local GW and he goes to the GPS coordinate and makes the bust. More money in the coffers!
Don't need to worry about the crows in south wilcox, I got them in the freezer for my garden next spring.

Last edited by Big Jack; 08/20/11 02:12 PM.

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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169628
08/20/11 03:21 PM
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A good friend of mine who works for DCNR saw an invoice for 50 Fulton shyhooks to be used to recover Game Wardens after they HAHO jump into suspected baiting locatons.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169634
08/20/11 03:42 PM
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blue skyhooks or red ones?

Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: Brent100] #169637
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Originally Posted By: Brent100
blue skyhooks or red ones?


Camo, they are leaving nothing to chance. Riley had the bingo task force and Bentley has the baiting task force.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169684
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I wonder if those satellites can help me locate those damned coons that keep eating my corn.....er......"wildlife nutritional supliments ?????


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: Dixiepatriot] #169686
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Originally Posted By: Dixiepatriot





Too funny !!! Good find Dixiepatriot.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: General] #169689
08/20/11 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By: General
Originally Posted By: Brent100
blue skyhooks or red ones?


Camo, they are leaving nothing to chance. Riley had the bingo task force and Bentley has the baiting task force.


Speaking of Bentley, not to high jack your thread, but that sucker must have had a lot of "friends" who where in the asphalt business. I took a run to south Alabama the other day and I have never see so dam much paving going on. Couldn't average 30 mph for stopping for paving crews.
Wait a minute. Maybe they were planting sensors in the pavement to detect corn movement? HUUUUUU!


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169701
08/20/11 06:43 PM
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I heard that once the season opens,all corn will be bagged with a tracking device. grin


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169724
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I heard the Seal Team 6 would be tracking down baiters this season.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: 300gr] #169726
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I also heard they are using a lot of reformed criminals that have been convicted of baiting to help track them down since they know all the tricks. I believe they are called Master Baiters. smile


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: ford150man] #169729
08/20/11 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: ford150man
I also heard they are using a lot of reformed criminals that have been convicted of baiting to help track them down since they know all the tricks. I believe they are called Master Baiters. smile


Son of A..... regular baiters have no chance against master baiters.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: ford150man] #169732
08/20/11 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By: ford150man
I heard the Seal Team 6 would be tracking down baiters this season.


Psshhh...you really think the Game Wardens would put up with them pansies invading their turf? They would look like clubbed baby seals when the wardens were done with em.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: BamaProud] #169734
08/20/11 08:13 PM
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Quote:
I heard that once the season opens,all corn will be bagged with a tracking device.


Someone has loose lips.

One small, yellow "corn" kernel in each bag emits a GPS signal for tracking at the DCNR bunker in Montgomery underneath the Capitol ... it sits on a hill, you know, so one of the underground chambers is for top-secret enforcement security and monitoring.


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Re: game wardens using satellites [Re: Clem] #169742
08/20/11 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: Clem
Quote:
I heard that once the season opens,all corn will be bagged with a tracking device.


Someone has loose lips.

One small, yellow "corn" kernel in each bag emits a GPS signal for tracking at the DCNR bunker in Montgomery underneath the Capitol ... it sits on a hill, you know, so one of the underground chambers is for top-secret enforcement security and monitoring.


NAH, GPS doesn't work any more. (See other thread) They got a new top secret technology.

Last edited by TR; 08/20/11 08:36 PM.

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