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Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1697357
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"throwed a craving on me".......


I've spent most of the money I've made in my lifetime on hunting and fishing. The rest I just wasted.....

proud Cracker-Americaan

muslims are like coyotes, only good one is a dead one
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: GomerPyle] #1697365
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
a good way "back in the day" to tell a horse's age and overall health was checking their teeth. But if someone gave you a horse as a gift, it would seem rude to then check to see how healthy it is, since it was a gift.

So, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"


Exactly...

In other words if someone gives you something or some unexpected windfall comes your way, it is rude and unwise to scrutinize it too much.

Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: BhamFred] #1697378
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Originally Posted By: BhamFred
"throwed a craving on me".......


Done flung a craving on me


We will burn that bridge when we get there
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: Wiley Coyote] #1697380
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Originally Posted By: Wiley Coyote
Originally Posted By: Stob
Lick, I thought it was never Lick a gift horse in the mouth.


Naw, that's a gift whore shocked


You buying?


We will burn that bridge when we get there
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: Beadlescomb] #1697382
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Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: BhamFred
"throwed a craving on me".......


Done flung a craving on me


We say flung too.

Another one is that we mash buttons, we don't push them.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: FurFlyin] #1697387
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Originally Posted By: FurFlyin
Originally Posted By: Beadlescomb

Originally Posted By: BhamFred
"throwed a craving on me".......


Done flung a craving on me


We say flung too.

Another one is that we mash buttons, we don't push them.



Yup Flung and mash..
hanging in like a hair in a biscuit..
That girl/boy is as country as cornbread...
smart as Jessie's pup..



The end of democracy and the defeat of the American revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporation's Thomas Jefferson. 1812


Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1697390
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Getonouttahea!!!


We will burn that bridge when we get there
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1697424
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Shheeeuuttt!


my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!


cixelsyd ton m'i tub (but i'm not dyslexic)
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: metalmuncher] #1697426
03/24/16 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted By: metalmuncher
This thread made me grin like a mule eating briers.
Not quite redneck enough, but very close. The appropriate way to say this one is "grinning like a jackass eating saw briars." grin


"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1697429
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Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!


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Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1697464
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Brandon dont you sell dental insurance as well....HA HA .

Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: mrfuzz] #1697772
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Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


City folk.



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: mrfuzz] #1697776
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Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


Who doesn't know the difference between a mule and a hinny?


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: FurFlyin] #1697777
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Originally Posted By: FurFlyin
Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


Who doesn't know the difference between a mule and a hinny?


City folks.



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: FurFlyin] #1697889
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Originally Posted By: FurFlyin
Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


Who doesn't know the difference between a mule and a hinny?


A hinny is as hard to come by as hen's teeth.


my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!


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Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: mrfuzz] #1697900
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Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


Speaking of mules, George Washington was not only the father of our country but father of mules in the US. Ol' George was the first mule breeder in the US , he even imported Jacks from Spain .

Little country boy trivia for ya'll. smile

Last edited by 2Dogs; 03/24/16 12:04 PM.


"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: Tigger85] #1697931
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Originally Posted By: Tigger85
It's Long ROW to hoe. You don't hoe in roads. If you ever used a hoe you old understand


Similarly, we're down to the short rows now. Has confused a few of my coworkers.


Originally Posted by hillmp
The left lane is for the the purpose of moving the flow of traffic forward regardless of the speed limit. If your impeding the flow of traffic get your ass in the right lane. It's really that simple...

Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: biglmbass] #1698039
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Originally Posted By: biglmbass
Originally Posted By: Tigger85
It's Long ROW to hoe. You don't hoe in roads. If you ever used a hoe you old understand


Similarly, we're down to the short rows now. Has confused a few of my coworkers.


thumbup That's a good un.



"Why do you ask"?

Always vote the slowest path to socialism.







Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: mrfuzz] #1702649
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Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Originally Posted By: FurFlyin
Originally Posted By: mrfuzz
Speaking of mules, who don't know the difference between a jack and a jenny?


Who doesn't know the difference between a mule and a hinny?


A hinny is as hard to come by as hen's teeth.


Not really any harder to come up with than a mule.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Re: Hey Fur: Country Boy 101, Lesson 2 [Re: 3FFarms] #1702655
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I heard this one all the time growing up. My dad still says it but I heard it the other day and I figured I needed to post it to try and further yalls education.

The expression: "I'll swunny." (pronounced like sunny with a W in it)

Okay, somebody besides 2Dogs use it correctly in a sentence.....The winner gets all leftovers from straycats next double cheeseburger meal.


If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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