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Words Not to Text or Email... #1653888
02/16/16 08:23 AM
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Since we all know that the NSA is collecting data on all of us now here's a list of words not to use in texts or emails if you don't want to draw the attention of Big Brother:

List...

Some of the words are interesting to say the least...

I hope I didn’t put any in this post... grin

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1653902
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on a similar note, don't try to text a buddy a dirty joke when his name is listed right next to "mom" in your phone directory...

learned that one the hard way...


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1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: GomerPyle] #1653927
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
on a similar note, don't try to text a buddy a dirty joke when his name is listed right next to "mom" in your phone directory...

learned that one the hard way...


rofl


"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1653946
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So I shouldnt copy and paste those words and send them to the contact us at the Pakistani embassy?

How long until a black surburban with 15 antennae is parked outside my driveway.

rofl


I love my country, but don't trust my government.
Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1653976
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....there i said it!!!

wth???


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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654019
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I think we should all cut and paste the whole list into our sig lines...

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654034
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The fact that we've accepted that we're being spied on, means we've already lost the battle. I don't think this crap is funny at all. It's a blatant violation of the constitution. 4th amendment. Read it.

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Remington270] #1654041
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Originally Posted By: Remington270
The fact that we've accepted that we're being spied on, means we've already lost the battle. I don't think this crap is funny at all. It's a blatant violation of the constitution. 4th amendment. Read it.


Yep. If you put a frog in cold water and slowly heat it, he'll boil himself to death. If you throw him in boiling water, he'll jump out.

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654152
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I'm just gonna copy/paste that entire list and text it out to all my buddies once a day.

Any bets on how many days I can go before there's a knock on my door?? LOL

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: GomerPyle] #1654181
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
on a similar note, don't try to text a buddy a dirty joke when his name is listed right next to "mom" in your phone directory...

learned that one the hard way...


Tea just came out my nose on that one


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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654217
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Damn, I send emails on a DOD server every day that have several of those words in them. I guess I'm screwed.


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: jmj120] #1654251
02/16/16 02:31 PM
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The fact that we've accepted that we're being spied on, means we've already lost the battle. I don't think this crap is funny at all. It's a blatant violation of the constitution. 4th amendment. Read it.


Of course we're being spied on. And officials will say "Yeah, so?" because too many Americans will trade a little safety for their liberty. A lot of these are the same ones who would say "The police can come into my house anytime, I have nothing to hide!"


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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654305
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"What does a vagina have in common with the weather?

When it's wet outside, it's time to go in."

...that's what I accidentally texted to my mom. That was an awkward phone call...


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: GomerPyle] #1654314
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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: GomerPyle] #1654317
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Originally Posted By: GomerPyle
"What does a vagina have in common with the weather?

When it's wet outside, it's time to go in."

...that's what I accidentally texted to my mom. That was an awkward phone call...


You're not part Ethiopian are you? laugh


I firmly believe that a double gallows should be constructed on the East Lawn of The White House. Politicians who willfully and shamelessly violate their oath to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America should be swiftly tried and, upon conviction, publicly hanged at sunup the day after conviction. If multiple convicts are to be hanged they can choose with whom to share the gallows or names shall be drawn from the hangman's hat to be hanged 2 at a time.




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Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654353
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Oops I google a few of them lol

Re: Words Not to Text or Email... [Re: Irishguy] #1654366
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In the insurance business, we use the words "main dwelling" when talking with our underwriters (we cover the main dwelling, contents, other structures, etc). Quite often I will typo "swelling" for "dwelling" because S and D are next to each other on the keyboard. I have the most hilarioius underwriter, she'll sometimes reply with a laughing emoji. Doh!!!

For example, I'll shoot her a quick pic for review ahead of time, and I might say "What do you think about the main swelling?"


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