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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: straycat]
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08/31/15 02:06 PM
08/31/15 02:06 PM
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FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Marshall County
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I want someone to bump up the Octoberdreamin thread. I totally missed that.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: straycat]
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08/31/15 03:00 PM
08/31/15 03:00 PM
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Posts: 9,051 USA
marshmud991
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We have a lady down here that stays at her moms house. The old lady has been dead for 3 yrs and this lady is STRANGE. Well last yr she would start drinking and would start this poor me crap and her a d her family he a fallin out over this. This lady would call In a complaint to the S O every Sunday afternoon and it was always nothing. Last January I was on vac and up at the camp and this women started calling me about her family going in the house when she wasn't there. I tried to explain the family had the right to the house just as she did. I told her I was on vac and she needed to call the other deputy. Well I guess it pissed her off. Next thing I got was a text I guess she meant to send to someone else. It went something like " the effin lazy azz deputies we got around here u can't never get the. Lazy MFkers to do anything. I'm gonna call the effin sheriff and have them lazy MFkers job for this. Now I'm in a deer stand when I get this and my head about explodes. It's early in the afternoon so I decide to have a lil fun with this so I call her. Asked what her problem is and if the other dy went talk to her. She informs me she didnt call him. I then inform her that I sent him the text I just received from her and it prolly would be a good idea to call rite now. She denies the message and now I'm pissed. My brother said he could hear me chewing her out (respectfully of coarse) from his stand. Never heard from her again.
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.
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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: rblaker]
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08/31/15 03:19 PM
08/31/15 03:19 PM
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trlrdrdave
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"In time of war, send me all the Alabamians you can get, but in time of peace, for Lord's sake, send them to somebody else." General Edward H. Plummer
"Blessed are those who, in the face of death, think only about the front sight." Jeff Cooper
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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: trlrdrdave]
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08/31/15 03:38 PM
08/31/15 03:38 PM
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Posts: 39,449 Marshall County
FurFlyin
Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
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Lord have mercy. I woulda died. LOL October, that's the funniest thing I have ever read.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: FurFlyin]
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09/01/15 03:03 AM
09/01/15 03:03 AM
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demp17
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Lord have mercy. I woulda died. LOL October, that's the funniest thing I have ever read. Comedy Gold!
We are not perfect, only forgiven!!!
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Re: FYI...Be careful texting.
[Re: straycat]
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09/01/15 08:53 AM
09/01/15 08:53 AM
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eskimo270
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I received a group text this morning from someone and was told to be on the flight deck at 0600 or i would be dealt with. I responded by saying that i wouldnt be able to make it but sounds like it might be fun.
Last edited by eskimo270; 09/01/15 08:58 AM.
Super Predator
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