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A little humor for us older guys .
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08/31/15 01:11 PM
08/31/15 01:11 PM
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Joined: Jan 2004
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perchjerker
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Freak of Nature
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Freak of Nature
Joined: Jan 2004
Posts: 31,681
Slidell, La
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Senior's 50 Shades of Grey .... !
After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed . . . Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time..
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back . . . . He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . . He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . .Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . . He continued in the same manner on her right side .... then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent ....
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice.... “Honey, that was wonderful . . . . Why did you stop . . .?
To which he responded.... “I found the remote . . !"
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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